Wife shoots Husband in the head while sleeping.....by accident?

"I came to bed after my husband, but a bank robber running passed our house tossed the gun into our bedroom window, it landed in my hand, in my shock I accidentally aimed, fired, and attempted to dispose of the gun. :o "
 
iCraig said:
"I came to bed after my husband, but a bank robber running passed our house tossed the gun into our bedroom window, it landed in my hand, in my shock I accidentally aimed, fired, and attempted to dispose of the gun. :o "
lol :D

Dare I say it? ... Only in America.
 
Similar thing happened to me once, woke up with stomach pains. Threw back the covers only to discover that my wife had accidentally disembowelled me with a samuria sword during the night.

We still laugh about it to this day...
 
Father Ted said:
Similar thing happened to me once, woke up with stomach pains. Threw back the covers only to discover that my wife had accidentally disembowelled me with a samuria sword during the night.

We still laugh about it to this day...

:D
 
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