loliCraig said:"I came to bed after my husband, but a bank robber running passed our house tossed the gun into our bedroom window, it landed in my hand, in my shock I accidentally aimed, fired, and attempted to dispose of the gun."
Father Ted said:Similar thing happened to me once, woke up with stomach pains. Threw back the covers only to discover that my wife had accidentally disembowelled me with a samuria sword during the night.
We still laugh about it to this day...


salami1212 said:i woke up with no legs... still dont know what happened![]()
Wifes midnight feast - fancied a leg of something...salami1212 said:i woke up with no legs... still dont know what happened![]()

Longbow said:lol![]()
Dare I say it? ... Only in America.