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Bleek

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I have a great appetite and high motabolism, I'm under my BMI and just 13% body fat, I'm practically the perfect shape and size for my height - I work on it with exercise and a good balanced diet.

So what's the problem? Wind!

During the day it's no issue at all, I can easily cover it up, my problem comes at night when I have to sleep with a women.

I'm sat in bed churning, tossing and turning. It keeps me up, I'm not in pain but I am uncomfortable.

This is a new women, I don't want to put her off by unleashing hell, I make several trips to the loo during the night and it ruins both of our sleep patterns. It's subconscious I'm sure because I'll randomly wake up as if my body has just stopped itself form releasing and happily informing me of that...

Does anyone else have this? It's very annoying!
 
mac1st3 said:
just wait till she falls asleep and let rip hoping it doesn't wake her up ;)
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They wake her up and it doesn't impress her, she's a light sleeper.

I'm quite verbal, the only positive is they rarely smell... but then I don't get 'BO' anyway.
 
Just suck it up, ride it out and man up! Soon enough you will be comfortable enough to unleash hell while she is about and all this will be over :D
 
Bleek said:
They wake her up and it doesn't impress her, she's a light sleeper.

I'm quite verbal, the only positive is they rarely smell... but then I don't get 'BO' anyway.
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just deny everything, pretend she was dreaming :D if there's no smell, there's no lingering evidence :p
 
Mat said:
Do you take supplements or have a particularly high protein intake?
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Nope, I don't touch supps, my diet is perhaps quite rich in fibre though... keeps me regular (four times per day). I guess it could be that?
 
You know, I've been having a similar issue. I can hear it rumbling around in my insides, lucky it sounds much the same as a stomach rumbling (but it feels much lower down) so I can get away with it. Sometimes holding it in can be a nightmare.
 
This is all about fermentation in the gut.
Some people don't digest things properly, such as high protein foods when combined with starchy foods. Try separating them as I know this helps a lot of people. Maybe even supplement digestive enzymes.
Another thing can be anti biotics, if you've been on them for any length of time, that can wreak havoc on your GI health.
 
Knubje said:
Just suck it up, ride it out and man up! Soon enough you will be comfortable enough to unleash hell while she is about and all this will be over :D
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It's not that, manning up would mean ruining her sleep pattern and upsetting her - I can't see how that would improve the situation.

Seperate beds, seperate rooms perhaps? ha, not good!
 
Just let it out, literally.

So your looking for some sort of fart silencing device....i'll get googling.
 
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