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woke up this morning with numbers on my skin

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by TheOracle, Jun 11, 2019.

  1. linktoinsanity

    Underboss

    Joined: Oct 5, 2008

    Posts: 8,627

    Location: Kent

    A witch. Burn him at the stake! #bringthepitchforks
     
  2. builder22

    Wise Guy

    Joined: Dec 14, 2005

    Posts: 2,399

    You are now entitled to free subtitles for life
     
  3. wolfie138

    Mobster

    Joined: Jun 8, 2013

    Posts: 2,600

    I hope they start counting down, will be really interesting to see what happens when they get to 0000
     
  4. Marek Nowaks

    Associate

    Joined: May 3, 2019

    Posts: 10

    Please post an update on all the dramatic and breath-taking events you experienced because of these 'numbers'. I'm sure there will be many.
     
  5. Feek

    Commissario

    Joined: Oct 16, 2002

    Posts: 26,375

    Location: In the radio shack

    Ringworm.
     
  6. Diddums

    Capodecina

    Joined: Oct 24, 2012

    Posts: 17,931

    Location: London

    It’s your number. 887 people to go, then you will be served by an operator. We apologise for the delay in answering your call, we are experiencing very high call traffic at the moment.
     
  7. Orionaut

    Soldato

    Joined: Aug 2, 2012

    Posts: 6,523

    Looking at pictures on line, yes could be ringworm Go and see a pharmacist!

    And that will learn you not to hang around in dodgy bars full of Women of questionable provenance :p

    (Or Men for that matter, Gotta be inclusive these days! :D)

    (Didn't know people got ringworm any more. Back in the day, Ringworm really was given the "Burn it with Fire" treatment. With X-Rays :eek: )
     
  8. TheOracle

    Capodecina

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    Posts: 10,939

    Well I'm home from work now and just checked. It's completely gone. Weird.
     
  9. mmj_uk

    Capodecina

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    Posts: 22,739

     
  10. Stephanie Peterson

    Hitman

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    Posts: 757

    hmm 4 8s?
    You have not started to have a compulsion to process DNS requests have you?
     
  11. nkata

    Soldato

    Joined: Mar 1, 2010

    Posts: 6,923

    Location: Cheshire / Staffordshire

    Its the felt padding wearing off your mattress.

    Spring burn!
     
  12. silk186

    Associate

    Joined: Nov 7, 2013

    Posts: 77

    Is this a new form of CAPTCHA?
     
  13. Feek

    Commissario

    Joined: Oct 16, 2002

    Posts: 26,375

    Location: In the radio shack

    They're now deep inside you, working their way towards your heart. It's been nice knowing you. Can I have your stuff?
     
  14. Malevolence

    Capodecina

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    You were visited by the nighttime Eric.

    [​IMG]
     
  15. mrk

    Man of Terrible Jokes

    Joined: Oct 18, 2002

    Posts: 83,949

    Location: South Coast

    The 8th letter of the alphamabet is H.

    H is the first letter in the animal name Horse.

    Horses make a noise like "Neigh!".

    Neigh contains the first five letters in neighbour.

    Some neighbours are good, some neighbours are bad.

    Bad rhymes with sad.

    Sad is what I felt reading this thread.

    Edit*
    This is in jest obviously, I'm not actually sad :p
     
    Last edited: Jun 11, 2019
  16. Diddums

    Capodecina

    Joined: Oct 24, 2012

    Posts: 17,931

    Location: London

    Liar, you probably clay barred your monitor whilst typing this.
     
  17. mrk

    Man of Terrible Jokes

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    Posts: 83,949

    Location: South Coast

    Are you spying on me??
     
  18. Stephanie Peterson

    Hitman

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    Posts: 757

    And i read that in his voice, watched too many gun videos lol. "This is Eric from Moss pawn...."
     
  19. Gerard

    Caporegime

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    Location: Ireland

    You're gonna get bummed in your sleep tonight.
     
  20. [FnG]magnolia

    Pancake

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    Posts: 25,697

    Location: Auckland

    Sequel to Stigmata looking good.