...Women... Are... Nuts!!!!

'Wes · 1 Oct 2009 at 15:04

Is this gay day or something?

Nitefly · 1 Oct 2009 at 15:05

I can't be bothered to read the OP, but we should have a general relationship thread to browse rather than read a dozen or so of these threads every week IMO.

BananaDunka · 1 Oct 2009 at 15:08

She was only teasing by the looks of it, we'd have to see her face to know otherwise but by the text alone it seems she'd have smoked your bacon...not any more though

MattTheTall77 · 1 Oct 2009 at 15:13

indeed it did read like she was teasing you, which means she may have liked you, you should have played/teased back!

BananaDunka · 1 Oct 2009 at 15:22

Right now the Op is sitting at his desk with a huge facepalm.jpg

StevenRaith · 1 Oct 2009 at 15:24

MattTheTall77 said:
indeed it did read like she was teasing you, which means she may have liked you, you should have played/teased back!

Which is what I said in my first post in this thread - reading between the lines ***!

NickK · 1 Oct 2009 at 15:28

I wasn't the only one that picked up the "she's struggling for something to talk about because she likes you.."

Hedge · 1 Oct 2009 at 16:17

She made a bunch of quirky comments, to which you replied in the most seriously pathetic manner.

You need to learn to lighten up, by making this thread youve simply made yourself seem like a right gimp lol

'Wes · 1 Oct 2009 at 16:18

Got pics?

BananaDunka · 1 Oct 2009 at 16:18

I'm dying to use the 100% off line on a woman one day but dammit they never talk about clothes discounts they got when you want them to!

It will be done though ;o

Pish · 1 Oct 2009 at 16:21

just go quiet and talk with your eyebrows

only really works face to face but saves a lot of hassle

gillywibble · 1 Oct 2009 at 18:26

diverse180 said:

5 stars.

^TANK^ · 1 Oct 2009 at 18:31

Toss her salad!

roid · 1 Oct 2009 at 18:36

Women are indeed nuts!

My wife is frequently telling me she told me things months ago when I have no recollection! She is either getting me confused with some other random she may have told, or i was watching the footy at the time

D D Danneh · 1 Oct 2009 at 18:43

simulatorman said:
We’ll soon have a Men’s Hour.

I wonder if there'll ever be a "Loose Men".

HamZilla · 1 Oct 2009 at 18:47

D D Danneh said:
I wonder if there'll ever be a "Loose Men".

Virile maybe but never loose

Biohazard · 1 Oct 2009 at 18:49

platypus said:
It's like Mens Own on here.

Johnnytoxic · 1 Oct 2009 at 18:53

Sensitive maybe?

You should have said "get back to the kitchen hussy". You would then have her eating out of the palm of your hand.

StevenRaith · 2 Oct 2009 at 00:33

Speaking of mental women, I was out with a mate tonight for a few drinks, what with me leaving london for the bright lights of, er, Yorkshire.

She sent me a text saying that she was having a cry on the train home because I was leaving.

Clearly mental - I mean, I'm not exactly an Adonis of a man [my body is not so much a temple as it is a funfair], I'm mentally unbalanced [hence leaving London], I'm skint and I'm not the most charming person on the planet - you'd think she'd be grateful for me being too far away to stare at her boobs regularly.

I tried to tell her this, but she sent me a text back saying I was great. and she'd be visiting me oop north ASAP.

Women = bonkers.

NickK · 2 Oct 2009 at 00:50

StevenRaith said:
Speaking of mental women, I was out with a mate tonight for a few drinks, what with me leaving london for the bright lights of, er, Yorkshire.

She sent me a text saying that she was having a cry on the train home because I was leaving.

Clearly mental - I mean, I'm not exactly an Adonis of a man [my body is not so much a temple as it is a funfair], I'm mentally unbalanced [hence leaving London], I'm skint and I'm not the most charming person on the planet - you'd think she'd be grateful for me being too far away to stare at her boobs regularly.

I tried to tell her this, but she sent me a text back saying I was great. and she'd be visiting me oop north ASAP.

Women = bonkers.

Oh, just get a room ffs!

(based on the the face that OcUK, on average, believe that men and women cannot be 'friends')