Women calls 999 over snowman theft

DJMK4 · 3 Dec 2010 at 10:39

Capn' $qu!ff said:
He's been Snow-knapped!

Your coat sir? :rolleyes:

Jonny · 3 Dec 2010 at 10:39

seek said:
Well they say there's plenty more fish in the sea.

He's in a better plaice now

Van Hellseek · 3 Dec 2010 at 10:40

Jonny said:
He's in a better plaice now

lcg · 3 Dec 2010 at 10:42

The 999 call recording: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-11910088

Stewy · 3 Dec 2010 at 10:45

Hahaha that's amazing.

"... ... ...you're snowman has been stolen?"

She sounds pure class.

Yas786 · 3 Dec 2010 at 10:49

vonhelmet said:
A neighbour of mine once had her hanging baskets nicked off the front of her house.

My uncle had his quite large flower pots stolen from the front of his house :/

They were pretty large too and hes now taken the action of chaining the replacements to his front pillars at the front of the house...so unless some thieves have chain/bolt cutters they wont get very far lugging around a huge house

lookitsjonno · 3 Dec 2010 at 10:52

come on guys, it's snow joke.

dannyjo22 · 3 Dec 2010 at 10:53

neil3k said:
The woman, from Chatham, Kent, has been "spoken to" by officers to advise her about what constitutes a real emergency.

Pwnt

It would seem so

Although she's probably northern and moved down in the hope of finding a job

Morgoth · 3 Dec 2010 at 10:56

She sounds like a total drongo.

DJMK4 · 3 Dec 2010 at 10:58

Spawn said:
My uncle had his quite large flower pots stolen from the front of his house :/

They were pretty large too and hes now taken the action of chaining the replacements to his front pillars at the front of the house...so unless some thieves have chain/bolt cutters they wont get very far lugging around a huge house

Now this is a real crime

Not some snowman

t3kno_tr0n|c · 3 Dec 2010 at 10:59

This is helping my theory that approx 80% of the UK population have retardation issues.

I mean.. Spiders in the front room, an open gate, a god damn snow man?

urrgh, im starting to rage.

OriginalJonty · 3 Dec 2010 at 11:03

neil3k said:
The woman, from Chatham, Kent, has been "spoken to" by officers to advise her about what constituttes a real emergency.

Pwnt

Chatham is a **** hole and full of idiots. This does not surprise me.

Mr-White · 3 Dec 2010 at 11:05

Maybe he flew away, has she checked her kid is still there ?

MW

DJMK4 · 3 Dec 2010 at 11:06

Mr-White said:
Maybe he flew away, has she checked her kid is still there ?

MW

I was going to post this image

-|ScottFree|- · 3 Dec 2010 at 11:38

Thought it was a joke then I read she was from Chatham... then everything seemed plausible.

Kazz · 3 Dec 2010 at 11:39

lcg said:
The 999 call recording: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-11910088

/facepalm

t3kno_tr0n|c said:
This is helping my theory that approx 80% of the UK population have retardation issues.

Closer to 85% I'd say.

Grandmaster Fap! · 3 Dec 2010 at 11:52

Are there a couple of youths sitting in a flat somewhere looking at the snowman they have just nicked as it melts :confused:

4T5 · 3 Dec 2010 at 11:53

Spawn said:
My uncle had his quite large flower pots stolen from the front of his house :/

Old boy round here had his Big Windmill liberated by the Windmill Liberation Society.

Haydz · 3 Dec 2010 at 11:59

"What, like a snowman actually made out of snow or an ornament?"

Lol, classic.

craptakular · 3 Dec 2010 at 12:02

Jonny said:
He's in a batter plaice now

fixed