Women seem stupid... should I try men?

Jono · 1 Oct 2009 at 12:26

After reading the myriad threads today about how awful/retarded women are - and having had a few bad experiences of my own in the not-too-distant past, should I try being gay?

I'm not really sure how to start out... I mean, I've heard of these things referred to as "Big Gay Bears" which I assume are the larger, hairier sort of gay person... but I don't think I want to be one of those.
Does one need to start shaving/waxing body hear to be accepted by the gay community, what about wrist limpness and voice?

I have quite a manly voice and I don't wave my hands around when I speak. Should I start practicing.

Also general movement - getting from point A to point B... should I be mincing?

OH it's so confusing...and I thought women were complicated.

So yeah, any advice on how to be gay would be most appreciated. I don't really like babycham, is that going to cause me problems?

Duke · 1 Oct 2009 at 12:27

Gayer.

Marky · 1 Oct 2009 at 12:27

OKAY - that's the last straw!
Where's the Dons?! We need a new freakin rule around here

touch · 1 Oct 2009 at 12:28

All you need to do is make sure that balls are touching?

LeJosh · 1 Oct 2009 at 12:28

General discussion doesn't seem so General anymore.

Rotty · 1 Oct 2009 at 12:28

Marky said:
OKAY - that's the last straw!
Where's the Dons?! We need a new freakin rule around here

It's ok, we have known about his "curiosity" for years

StevenRaith · 1 Oct 2009 at 12:29

I would suggest becoming a rent boy. You will learn all about what it's like to have inimate [and not so intimate] relationships with men, and you'll get paid for it as well!

platypus · 1 Oct 2009 at 12:30

Definitely. Should be right up your alley.

jakeke · 1 Oct 2009 at 12:31

Let us know how it goes

StevenRaith · 1 Oct 2009 at 12:31

platypus said:
Definitely. Should be right up your alley.

Cadbury Alley?

CliffyBiro · 1 Oct 2009 at 12:31

Apply mustard liberally to your bum hole.

Jono · 1 Oct 2009 at 12:31

On the job training? Hmmmm.

Fenris · 1 Oct 2009 at 12:31

Queer Eye for the OCUK Guy.

StevenRaith · 1 Oct 2009 at 12:32

Jono said:
On the job training? Hmmmm.

Well, most of it would be under the influence of drugs, but I hear the parties are great, providing you don't mind not being able to walk for a couple of days afterwards.

agnes · 1 Oct 2009 at 12:32

This is a case where pics are NOT needed lol

Cosimo · 1 Oct 2009 at 12:32

Try the GAY-O-METER:

http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/gayometer.html

LeJosh · 1 Oct 2009 at 12:33

What is actually happening in GD today!? I'm so lost.

Cosimo · 1 Oct 2009 at 12:33

LeJosh said:
What is actually happening in GD today!? I'm so lost.

It must be something in the air today.

DampCat · 1 Oct 2009 at 12:34

I prefer a man who doesn't mince, speak flamboyantly and wave their hands around. Just keep it subtle. Talk deeply, quietly, and keep a firm grip on my butt.

If you're generous with a reach around, i'm yours.

Jono8 · 1 Oct 2009 at 12:34