Women...why so simple?

[doofer]

OK, This is a funny one!

No it's not.

 

[floatindolphin]

Isn't lucozade meant to be one of the worst things to drink when ill?

 

[BoonMonkey]

I'm in tears.

Really, I am.

 

[T345]

I feel sorry for you Jaffa, first you cant tell the difference between £2000 and £200000
And your wife can't use common sense

 

[Dj_Jestar]

What post(s) are the comments about the lottery referring to?

 

[whitecrook]

Life must be so simple when you are this dumb. I'm jealous.

 

[T345]

What post(s) are the comments about the lottery referring to?

I feel sorry for you Jaffa, first you cant tell the difference between £2000 and £200000
And your wife can't use common sense

 

[janp]

I agree on the going flat idea, this make her smart. Maybe she can fit that size up her but not the 1L?

Haha brilliant!!

Did she buy you any lottery tickets while she was there?

 

[Dj_Jestar]

... that was a QUESTION TO YOUR POST.

My.. god.

 

[T345]

... that was a QUESTION TO YOUR POST.

My.. god.

I don't understand, I am now Jaffa Level

 

[Skidder]

Isn't lucozade meant to be one of the worst things to drink when ill?

Semen is always the worst drink for any occasion, followed by iron bru and then lucozade.

OP, please punch yourself in the eye.

 

[Sho]

OK, This is a funny one!

Signed into OcUK as I'm sat here with a full blown lunch break. Anyway, I looked for a thread in GD to entertain me. Opened this thread, read it while eating my bread and 2 egg custard things and 1 small bottle of Lucazade. I question this...the reason OP is posting is because his missus got 2 smaller bottles is because they are 2 for £1.40...

So, sat her e wondering why OP decided to post because he thought it was funny.

Just thought I would share this fail with you guys...

 

[Mat]

Just thought I would share this fail with you guys...

I presume the fail you're referring to is the fact that you posted a complaint as opposed to actually thanking her for going out and picking you something up whilst you're ill?

 

[janp]

What post(s) are the comments about the lottery referring to?

http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=18410787

 

[Dj_Jestar]

http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=18410787

That's really pathetic.

 

[Gilly]

The other day I wanted brown sauce on my link sausages and no sauce on my bacon.

The guy decided to put brown sauce on both.

I cried.

Link sausages? How do these differ to any other sausage?

I don't understand, I am now Jaffa Level

Don't flatter yourself, you're not that high yet.

 

[ElliorR]

Is that "full blown" chest infection like your full blown lotto win?

So you have little cough and sent your gf to get some Tixylix.

 

[T345]

Don't flatter yourself, you're not that high yet.

Gilly, are you Jaffa level yet?

 

['Harry]

Link=linconshire sausages?

 

[Zefan]

Jilly, are you Gaffa level yet?

Fixed.