Go for the ribs.
Or...instead of taking advice from us lot, why don't you sit down and talk? She is 36 so surely she can hold a conversation?
when she said and i quote "Im not in a laughing mood you can dump me if you want because i don't care anymore"... then hung up.lol.

I like to use a combination of passive aggressiveness and nonchalance. It winds most of them up.
. Every morning she would be mainly in bad mood
like something was really stressing her and she would be dead serious. However as the day progressed she would open up and become a jolly person lol
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.And meThread fails.......
'Frigging' means something else to me!
, op ring her up and say you have Pubic lice!Girl I'm with does this. Up and down up and down up and down. Good times are brilliant, bad times are awful. Any girl I've been with has always been like this though. I think secretly I love the drama.
. Well not that extreme but you get the idea. 