Women

Narj · 27 Jan 2011 at 23:19

I was expecting a thread about exciting ladies with your hands... and being somewhat adept with my fingers, I was ready to share my secret, but no....

I am disappoint.

J-FRO · 27 Jan 2011 at 23:29

Mate, I actually know exactly how you feel.

My gf is also applying for the teaching course and she gets sad about it. I get the whole "just dump me if you want" thing etc.

And mine is 22, not 36. So I think that sums it up. They're all like it.

loltim · 27 Jan 2011 at 23:47

J-FRO said:
Mate, I actually know exactly how you feel.

My gf is also applying for the teaching course and she gets sad about it. I get the whole "just dump me if you want" thing etc.

And mine is 22, not 36. So I think that sums it up. They're all like it.

Maybe she just wants you to Just-FRO?

AndyT · 27 Jan 2011 at 23:54

I wanna know what he did in the end. Donkey punch? Space Docking?

Skeptic · 28 Jan 2011 at 00:03

Age = 34. Mind. Blown.

blueshift · 28 Jan 2011 at 00:09

Dump the bitch

Tefal · 28 Jan 2011 at 00:17

Castiel said:
Thread fails.......

'Frigging' means something else to me!

was about to say that

6thElement · 28 Jan 2011 at 00:29

I was about to post that I haven't done the former to one of the latter since yesterday, but that would be rude.

Thread title and content failure from the OP.

Darkstaruk · 28 Jan 2011 at 00:53

Hit her!

with your penis.

Redz · 28 Jan 2011 at 01:16

Awesome, because of this post I've just found The Muppets version of 'Frigging in the rigging' by The Sex Pistols on Youtube.

steve-h · 28 Jan 2011 at 01:24

Fill her mouth with your manhood and tell her to shut the hell up.

bledd · 28 Jan 2011 at 01:29

PHDTS

Tonyator · 28 Jan 2011 at 01:51

steve-h said:
Fill her mouth with your manhood and tell her to shut the hell up.

Yep, FaceRape™ will do it.

Cupra · 28 Jan 2011 at 02:25

Castor said:
Ruin her....

it looks like someone else has already ruined her

Deific · 28 Jan 2011 at 07:15

Get rid, but make sure you tell her why - because she acts like an immature sulky teen wanting attention.

Say it bluntly and quickly then walk away/hang up and leave her to think about what a noob shes been.

eatcustard · 28 Jan 2011 at 07:26

Nelly said:
Just dump her, not worth the hassle.

This

She is a witch of the highest order

Lakeland · 28 Jan 2011 at 07:48

How old. Sounds like something a 15 year old would do!

Run

wordy · 28 Jan 2011 at 08:04

Is her mum/sister fit?

Cosimo · 28 Jan 2011 at 08:15

wordy said:
Is her mum/sister fit?

There's a queue forming.

edscdk · 28 Jan 2011 at 08:22

WingZero30 said:
Lol OP. I had to put up with this kind of behaviour from my manageress everyday for 1 and half year. Every morning she would be mainly in bad mood

cheer her up by humping some baby juice into her in the store cupboard?