Words to go on a stag party hat

Hawkpie · 27 Apr 2007 at 20:34

Ok, going to a stag party tomorrow (ok I may have left this is a little late) and a chicken costume wouldn't suit the stag, so instead I've got a dappa bowler hat for him to wear.

Got some letter stickers and was just looking to put the word "stag" on it, but it looks a little lost.

Anyone got any gems of wisdom for what phrase I could put on it?

Thank you

Hellsmk2 · 27 Apr 2007 at 20:37

"SELF RESPECT - NONE"

(I mean that in a none condecending way!)

fieldy · 27 Apr 2007 at 20:47

"we all know flies spread disease, so try to keep yours closed!"

Old Wino · 27 Apr 2007 at 20:52

'Stag Party Hat'

Azagoth · 27 Apr 2007 at 20:53

'tard.

That way you can easily explain away the drunken antics as a 'special centre' night out.

SideWinder · 27 Apr 2007 at 20:56

Old Wino said:
'Stag Party Hat'

+1.

Hawkpie · 27 Apr 2007 at 21:13

Thanks guys, keep them coming

SideWinder · 27 Apr 2007 at 21:14

"Touch my bum, this is life".

MadMan-JaMeS · 27 Apr 2007 at 21:17

I'm Not A Gynacologist, (sp?) But I'll Take A Look !

Get Ya, ****, Out For The Lads ?

Hawkpie · 27 Apr 2007 at 21:20

SideWinder said:
"Touch my bum, this is life".

lol, isn't that a cheeky girls lyric?

SideWinder · 27 Apr 2007 at 21:20

Hawkpie said:
lol, isn't that a cheeky girls lyric?

Your point?

Hawkpie · 27 Apr 2007 at 21:22

SideWinder said:
Your point?

ninja economist · 27 Apr 2007 at 21:26

"I'm a blue collar worker"

-or-

"I have absolutely no decency or class and I'm actually going on a stag night"

BillHicksRIP · 27 Apr 2007 at 22:39

No Pillow-Biting From Tomorrow And That's Final, Dale.

Beansprout · 27 Apr 2007 at 22:41

"It's a stag do, not a gay rampage"

iBankAllDay · 27 Apr 2007 at 22:42

ninja economist said:
"I'm a blue collar worker"

-or-

"I have absolutely no decency or class and I'm actually going on a stag night"

Rather freakishly I read that just as my mate Dave logged in to Messenger. i'm going to his Stag tomorrow

. There won't be any hats and we won't have any loutish behaviour.

badgermonkey · 27 Apr 2007 at 22:43

Beansprout said:
"It's a stag do, not a gay rampage"

Winner!

ninja economist · 27 Apr 2007 at 22:44

iBankAllDay said:
Rather freakishly I read that just as my mate Dave logged in to Messenger. i'm going to his Stag tomorrow . There won't be any hats and we won't have any loutish behaviour.

Would you still call it a stag do though? Or just a party?

Beansprout · 27 Apr 2007 at 22:46

ninja economist said:
Would you still call it a stag do though? Or just a party?

'do' for the purposes of fitting more easily on the hat. Night for all other purposes - only girls have 'parties', and 'do' gives visions of toffy conservative American housewives, pool parties and egg nog :cool:

ninja economist · 27 Apr 2007 at 22:50

Beansprout said:
'do' for the purposes of fitting more easily on the hat. Night for all other purposes - only girls have 'parties', and 'do' gives visions of toffy conservative American housewives, pool parties and egg nog

This is true, though I couldn't think of an alternative.

I like the idea of pool parties though. But egg nog and good weather? There are do's and don'ts good buddy