Work toilet seat pre-heated

britboy4321 · 9 Mar 2011 at 12:51

Work toilet seat - you sit on it and its still warm from the last bloke's buttocks.

Nice and cosy, or mingin'?

For me: mingin' !! Horrible! :O Girl at work says when it happens 'its really nice though . it's all warm'!!

Ewaf · 9 Mar 2011 at 12:52

Wow, that is rank!

Greebo · 9 Mar 2011 at 12:53

It's going to happen lots though depending on toilets to staff ratio.

paradigm · 9 Mar 2011 at 12:55

It's not nice at all, I much prefer the refreshing cold-ness of a long-unused bog seat.

rah^ · 9 Mar 2011 at 12:56

the changeover in cubicles in the mens here..

bsoltan · 9 Mar 2011 at 12:56

It is horrid!

I always check if the toilet has been recently flushed, if it has I use a different cubicle.

Deluxe1 · 9 Mar 2011 at 12:57

One rule ive always had is never have a crap at work so ive never sat on a work toilet.

joey1211 · 9 Mar 2011 at 12:59

Deluxe1 said:
One rule ive always had is never have a crap at work so ive never sat on a work toilet.

LOL. The bowels of a ninja

paradigm · 9 Mar 2011 at 13:00

Deluxe1 said:
One rule ive always had is never have a crap at work so ive never sat on a work toilet.

Why wouldn't you want to get paid for curling one out?

Hell I'd rather waste the companies time than my own!

Col_M · 9 Mar 2011 at 13:04

If I need a dump I don't particularly care what the temperature of the seat is. I always give the seat a wipe with paper before anyway, the paper also acts as a hydrostatic shockwave inhibitor too so you don't get splashback

Cosimo · 9 Mar 2011 at 13:05

Not nice. You can always pee on it to cool it down.

trigger-happy · 9 Mar 2011 at 13:06

place tissue paper on the seat or if you got 1337 skills like me and can projectile your poop in the loo while standing, then you got no problem

Participant · 9 Mar 2011 at 13:09

britboy4321 said:
Girl at work says when it happens 'its really nice though . it's all warm'!!

Isn't she a bit concerned that men have been crapping in the ladies'?

paradigm said:
Why wouldn't you want to get paid for curling one out?

Hell I'd rather waste the companies time than my own!

This is why I usually poo at work. Better than wasting my own time doing it. Sit on the throne, browse some BBC News articles on my phone...bliss.

rG-tom · 9 Mar 2011 at 13:09

simulatorman said:
Not nice. You can always pee on it to cool it down.

don't know about you but my pea is warm

Ahleckz · 9 Mar 2011 at 13:10

I'm hoping gropingmantis doesn't come into this thread and speak about his pooing techniques!

'Wes · 9 Mar 2011 at 13:10

trigger-happy said:
place tissue paper on the seat or if you got 1337 skills like me and can projectile your poop in the loo while standing, then you got no problem

Hi ****break.

rG-tom · 9 Mar 2011 at 13:10

paradigm said:
Why wouldn't you want to get paid for curling one out?

Hell I'd rather waste the companies time than my own!

amen, daily curling is a must to maximise work to pay efficiency

trigger-happy · 9 Mar 2011 at 13:12

you guys want to know whats worse?

while sitting on a public loo your nob touches the inner toilet. Also water splashing back up to your bum crack.

Participant · 9 Mar 2011 at 13:15

trigger-happy said:
you guys want to know whats worse?

while sitting on a public loo your nob touches the inner toilet. Also water splashing back up to your bum crack.

Yeah I hate that. I also hate when the guy before me did the smelliest messiest poo and didn't clean it up or use spray (my boss).

He also leaves the door open afterwards, and the loo is right next to the kitchen so people making drinks have to breathe in his poo fumes. *******.

Maccy · 9 Mar 2011 at 13:19

This thread makes me ill.