Would you do a deal with God?

pingwing · 30 Mar 2013 at 09:27

[FnG]magnolia;24031211 said:
Getting massive deja vu

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Mr-White · 30 Mar 2013 at 09:31

If I believed he actually existed why would I, he's done a pretty ****** job so far, why would I think he would do anything different ?

MW

Mrs Seabiscuit · 30 Mar 2013 at 10:07

Spangles said:
Meh, forget it you collective bunch of sarcy gits

awww don't be like that! we like ya really its just this is GD hehe

Shayper · 30 Mar 2013 at 10:42

DJMK4 said:
No drugs talk. Thank you.

You've had some very weird nights

SexyGreyFox · 30 Mar 2013 at 11:39

Spangles said:
Meh, forget it you collective bunch of sarcy gits

I know where you're coming from and even though I'm 100% atheist and sceptic there have been several occasions I have made a deal with 'God' because I believe it is built into all of us to want to believe there's something supernatural that can help.
Of course a few minutes later you realise it's a load of nonsense.

Cosimo · 30 Mar 2013 at 12:09

DirtyJester said:
What about with the devil....

That would be tempting....

eggyoke · 30 Mar 2013 at 12:16

I tried to when I was younger, but I got no response.

HardwareGeek · 30 Mar 2013 at 12:21

Most popular seems to be a deal involving explosives and virgins

Theophany · 30 Mar 2013 at 12:27

Is there a clause in the contract where I can exchange my Kate Bush for a similar spec Minnie Driver? The Minnie has more torque and gets better MPG.

*Moangroan* · 30 Mar 2013 at 12:34

Spangles said:
Have you ever made a deal with god?

but she survived the shabby assembly of the gippos!

lol

spoffle · 30 Mar 2013 at 13:08

soundood said:
only with Allah, God seems pre occupied.

They're the same thing bruv.

StriderX · 30 Mar 2013 at 13:12

I've been dealing with god my entire life, I myself am god, you are god and so is everyone else.

Any human negligent in upholding the mantle is within delusion.

(anyone mad?)

DJMK4 · 30 Mar 2013 at 15:52

What was the yellow all about? I was only joking

I don't believe in god

I believe in science and evolution

arekgreenman888 · 30 Mar 2013 at 18:44

Yes,

My deal be I will not resort to rudeness in the form of swearing. Every time I will be overcome the urge to result to rudeness great God can grant me the 1 of the following 3. Which does not matter as I am mean of great flexibility, great open mindless and great abundance.

1. hot good girl of age
2. fast good car
3. £1000000

Lightnix · 30 Mar 2013 at 18:52

DirtyJester said:
What about with the devil....

He seems more trustworthy.

Destination · 30 Mar 2013 at 19:33

Placebo version of same is very good also, found it by accident a long time ago, and enjoy it almost as much as Kate.

Judgeneo · 30 Mar 2013 at 19:43

"Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name"

ToxicTBag · 30 Mar 2013 at 19:51

Lightnix said:
He seems more trustworthy.

Agreed, least you know where you stand with him

dcsarge · 30 Mar 2013 at 19:59

I tried to but I always get stuck in a queue and he has a premium rate number.

King Damager · 30 Mar 2013 at 20:24

So, for our hypothetical situation, we have to presume God exists.

Kind of figured that was given.

Anyway; if he does. why wouldn't you?

Everybody has desires, everybody has wishes, and everybody has a price they're willing to pay.

kd