WTF quotes from other forums

This is hilarious :D So far the champions are Chronicles of Riddick guy and poo guest guy. I'm too scared to read the pee one at work lest I embarrass myself.

Edit: Just read the post above, funny stuff :D Some proper freaks in this world (I'm sure it wasn't real, but just to think up something like that)
 
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bledd. said:
Google..

"bodybuilding forum pee bottles"

Funniest post I've ever read

Not really forum friendly
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Thats too funny, What I would like to know though is why did you google "bodybuilding + pee bottles" in the first place bledd?? :p
 
When I was 17 I convinced this girl to give me a handjob. As soon as she touched my dick I came and started farting. And I dont mean I let of a fart, I mean I actually started farting. I was so embarressed that to deflect the issue I told her "I love you" straight after.

I think that's where my problems started out.
 
I was also privy to one of the first uses of The Terminator:

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.
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doofer said:
There's an old one somewhere of a Mother 'Helping' her Son with vigorous daily massage to 'Help' him with a bent penis... No idea which Forum it was but it was quite the 'Internet Sensation' at the time and a definite WTF candidate!! :p
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That needs to be found, wtf?! :eek:
 
Greebo said:
This one?

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090817044427AAL3SD5

Or this one?

http://theinternetisterrible.com/wp-content/things/jerkoffmom.jpg

It was a thread on the femalefirst.co.uk forum but it's since been removed. Wonder if the son is on ocuk?
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Duuuuuuuuuuude :eek:
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Some great entries!

Got to get home. Don't want to get into it but it involves a direct family member and possible cancer. But, the home terminal is in Birmingham which is about to get buried in ice, so we are holding in LA until tomorrow for a home load. Sorry about all the drama.

Welcome to our new drivers! As much as I Bitch about it, you can say that it is a job unlike any other. My name is Bruiser, and I will tell you about everyone in the thread...

Interceptor v8 drives out west and looks like the brawny man. Not the current brawny man but the mustachioed gay brawny man. He drives an internatonal pro star and is the daddy of the thread. Thread daddy. Mmmmmmm.

9axle drives in the east and either hauls houses or tankers full of maple syrup. I think he's Canadian. He's been driving for 52 years.

Nutcup is my favorite person. No matter how down I get, he is always there with a hearty handshake and kind words. His hobbies include checkers and the NYT crossword puzzles. He is like the other thread daddy.... two thread daddies... sometimes I hear them

There's a guy with a kenworth avatar who is a student at Nashville Auto Diesel College.

Also, someone here has a subaru av or something and I tell you what, I ****ing buy American and I don't support that **** you k.ow what I mean. I mean gilt ****, I'm out hers busting my ****in ass for my family and here's this guy this ****in guy trying to tell me how it is man, and I don't ****ing cotton to that. ****. and here we ****ing are, right here with my Dick hanging out of the bottom of my silk athletic shorts trying. To eat my ****ing chopped steak here at the TA. It's **** good.HO HEAR ME, IT'S ****ING GOOD. AND NOW MY GODDAMN BOWELS ARE A SHUCKIN AND A JIVIN AND LOOK AT ME! YOU WATCH ME. YOU WATCH ME **** MYSELF WHILE I EAT THIS CHOPPED STEAK AND BROWN GRAVY. IT'S THE GODDAMN OUROBOROS. look. Feel my ancient Indian spirit flow. Look upon my shame and know god. Look.
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His silk athletic shorts :( WHAT HAPPENED HERE? :eek: Also, an ancient Indian spirit appears to be flowing?

mind = blown
 
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Am I the only one who can imagine the exact same thread on another forum featuring a lot of posts by stockhausen and magick?
 
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