Your "Ice Age" Survival Strategy?

Stage one: Laugh at those people who think that it is too cold to live (bloody southerners)
Stage two: Put on a jumper
Stage three: Comment on how it is 'a little nippy today'
Stage four: Put on the heating in one room
....
Stage apocalypse: Forage for safe to burn materials, books, furniture, random ethnic minorities

Likelyhood is though, prior to reaching stage apocalypse, I'd head south to the med and learn to live with the girlfriends snoring
 
FAP to snowmen, yes snowmen not snowomen (gay)

What would i do really, probably die with the other Millions of people as the country and world order collapsed over the next 6 weeks. (and fap)
 
Megahurtz400 said:
Also just thought, nobody from up north is allowed to say: "Ive worn nothing but Shorts and Tshirt all year round since birth, ill be fine!"

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Well that's ruined that plan then hasn't it - I was just going to talk hot air about how life's tough back home and surround myself with my own insulated blanket of boasting/insulting Southerners to keep me warm...

It'll depend on how severe the ice age is and how far it extends, it doesn't look particularly good unless you're a carnivore though.
 
Well since I live in my own little cell bedroom/bathroom, which has double glazing windows and 2 radiators I think I'll be fine, also since I don't work means I do not need to travel.

And should 18 feet of snow fall I've enough body fat to last out. We always have 3 cats to eat I guess.

Naturally of course, this all depends if the internet holds out. Should it fail then I'll have no option but to head out into the wilderness and......die.
 
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