Your man rating for the day.

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atpbx

atpbx

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Now hopefully this will be taken in the manner intended....

Whats your man rating for this friday just gone? Award yourself 1 point for every action or act you think you can get away with to show how much of a Gene Hunt style "real" man you are.

For example yesterday I,

Had a full hobo style beard.
Had an argument with a complete stranger.
Had a fight with someone at work.
Broke the speed limit.
Broke wind lots.
Had a kebab.
Got it on with the missus as soon as i walked in the door in the evening.
watched a meaningless action film (total recall)
Called some random bird in a place i was delivering to "darlin"

9 man points.
Off you go.
;)
 
Gave birth
Got my nails done
got my hair done
went shoe shopping
went bag shopping
watched a soap opera
talked a lot of junk

-7 your turn.
 
- Ate 4 Ginsters sausage rolls.
- Sat around all day being unproductive.
- Threw up due to previous evenings alcohol consumption.


Well that's all I can think of.

+6. (Each sausage roll counts as one. :p)
 
Overtook a lady in a car who was going too slow while saying 'Come on love, put yer foot down!'
Paid the kids to do the housework for me
Burped really loudly and rated it
Chucked my clothes on the bedroom floor
Lay on the sofa channel surfing til 4am
Sent dirty txts to my partner insisting they 'Get them out'

6 man points - and oh noes, I'm a girl!
 
Got up at 2pm
Went to gym
Fixed a car with aid of jump leads
Looked at pics of gordyR's ^^^ bird in other thread (+1)
Looked at pics of gordyR ^^^ in other thread (-1)
 
Went home early from work and stayed in bed till 3pm.
Drank a weeks worth of alochol units in 6 hours.
Told a drunk stranger to **** off and to stop being silly.
Hit six numbers in a row on round the board (darts)
Ate a pizza and chips and walked home dropping half of it.
 
Watched The Departed
Watched 2 episodes of The West Wing
Watched an episode of The Sopranos
Discussed football extensively
Played Football Manager
Built some kitchen cupboards
Had a blazing row
Drank much wine throughout

Not sure how many points...but a good day
 
tidied the bedroom
tidied the lounge
tidied the bathroom
tidied the kitchen
Cooked a huge Indian for some mates
Had 2 showers
Cut my nails

Oh wait :o

-7 man points :(
 
Climbed over a wall
Shoulder barged through a locked door
Drank beer all day
Played snooker
Said **** a lot
Peed on the floor
+6

Cleaned pee off floor
-1
 
Daytime:
Watched shopping channels all day on Sky and bought loads of crap I don't need, but hey they're all bargains right?

Evening:
Watched quiz channels on Sky and spent £10,000 on phone calls trying to work out 'How many foxes'

-2000 points. Yay!
 
Digital Punk said:
Daytime:
Watched shopping channels all day on Sky and bought loads of crap I don't need, but hey they're all bargains right?

Evening:
Watched quiz channels on Sky and spent £10,000 on phone calls trying to work out 'How many foxes'

-2000 points. Yay!
Click to expand...


lol :p
 
Went to bed at 5:00AM (+1)
wokeup at 3:00 (+1)
played computer games while surfing the forums (-1)
didn't eat because it was too much effort (+1)
Ate Steak and Chips for dinner (+2)
Had a large salad with that (-1)
made a lighter explode in a ball of burning C3H8 (+20)
 
- Bought Cohiba and Montecristo cigars with Scuzi
- Bought yet another pair of braces (The kind you hold your trousers up with)
- Skimmed through the FT.

Early days yet, maybe more later.
 
atpbx said:
Now hopefully this will be taken in the manner intended....

Whats your man rating for this friday just gone? Award yourself 1 point for every action or act you think you can get away with to show how much of a Gene Hunt style "real" man you are.

For example yesterday I,

Had a full hobo style beard.
Had an argument with a complete stranger.
Had a fight with someone at work.
Broke the speed limit.
Broke wind lots.
Had a kebab.
Got it on with the missus as soon as i walked in the door in the evening.
watched a meaningless action film (total recall)
Called some random bird in a place i was delivering to "darlin"

9 man points.
Off you go.
;)
Click to expand...

Hey....errr......would you maybe like to go out some time? :o ;)
 
Walked around town checking out the "totty" +1
Came home drank beer and checked out the football previews +1.5
played some rock on t'guitar +1
hovered by flat -1

Overall man rating of: 2.5 - damn thats poor :eek:
 
yesterday was pretty simple

got up late
lifted some weights
then spent all day watching cricket and super league
 
Pulled an all nighter, watched a few movies (total recall, alien trilogy, back to future trilogy) had a few beers

Had a fry up followed by a morning slob around the house.

Visited here, had a late morning slob again followed by more beer.

Had lunch (bacon sandwhich ***), followed by a mid-afternoon slob.

Am i a man? -shrug-

*goes back to general slobbing*
 
Got up in the afternoon
Did nothing useful all day
Drank numerous pints (1 point per pint?)
Went to 2 separate drinking places (2)
Stopped a fight
Pee'd in a bus-stop :/
Walked a bird home (oh what a gentleman :p )
Ate 3 Cornish Pastys (3)
Got home at 4:30

18 Points
 
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