You're not a true OCUKer til you've done one of these

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philstanbridge said:
I must say you've handled this very well. I'm not sure I would be quite as calm! Unless she's decided to take someone else on holiday with her, it doesnt make a lot of sense to me.
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to be honest im not sure if there even is a holiday. I have no idea what she is up to - who knows if she was even on the motorway! I wasnt calm last night it was just the not knowing that did my head in. Now i know and I also know i wasnt wrong in what i did. Shes just a retard
 
callmeBadger said:
Contactr needs to be made with the mother, you don't have a number but you could send flowers and say sorry for worrying her on the card.

This seems a bit MILF like, but on the card, have your number on it so her mother can call you. When you speak to her later, don't get to cheesy, be nice and "the ideal boyfriend", say you were just worried nad didn't mean to panic the Mum (not mam!!!), get her on your side, which would be easy as as a parent she would have probably done the same.

When the X turns up again, the hell she will go through from the mother about being stupid, irresponsible and upsetting everyone, wasting peoples times.

Also as there seems not to have been a flight at all, she might have been planning this, thats i'm sure not how her mother would want her daughter behaving, stringing nice people along.

Sit back with the smug feeling that when the mother gets on your side, the X's life will be hell for weeks if played correctly.
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Good plan I might just do that, or just write a letter or something. muhahaha
 
sara said:
Hahah, I read that as:

And thought "Wow, he moves on fast, eh!"

I totally don't get the girl. How in hell could *she* be angry with *you* when she says she'll be an hour then doesn't even turn up on the same day... nay, she never turns up at all! Freak.

You're definitely better off rid. :D
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I have no idea, clearly a closet mentallist. Frankly im too good for her :p
 
Dear Samantha,

It’s Chris, Marie’s boyfriend. I would like to apologise for sending the police round at that time but would like to explain myself. At about 5pm Marie said she would be at mine roundabout 6ish. I kept trying to call her/message her but her phone was off.

By about 3am I was worried as to where she was, whether she had an accident or something so I decided to call the police. I’m sure you would have done the same in my situation; I just wanted to see she was all right. All she needed to do was send me a text but her phone only seemed to work again when she came on msn while I was in bed to say I had upset you.

She still hasn’t told me where she was or what her reason for not coming was, I was just wondering if you knew?



Thats my attempt - reckon its ok?
 
sara said:
I dunno if it's worth writing a letter - unless it's an email - as it'll turn up in a couple of days when you might know more about the whole thing anyway.

You don't need to explain yourself to her mum, why should you?

If you're still bothered and you can get hold of the phone number, just ring up with (feigned) concern about where the hose-beast might have got to.
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gonna have to put this in my sig that shes ex directory and I couldnt get the number unless I called the cops again, not wise..
 
sara said:
I know, but wasn't someone going to try a 192 for you? :p

I just reckon a letter would take too long, really, unless it's just a letter of apology. But why do you care what her mum thinks about you anyway? She might be just as whacked-out in the head as the girl is.
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Ive written the bomb and it will be exploding tommorow hopefully :D Long as it gets there, hope she doesnt recognise my handwriting.

I dont care what the mum thinks, I just want to make sure she knows what a weirdo her daughter is so she can hopefully tell her off
 
kaiowas said:
It's entirely possible that the reason her mother was able to get in contact with this girl last night is becuase she was tucked up in bed at home with no intention of coming to see you.
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would not surprise me one bit atm


Dear Samantha,

It’s Chris, Marie’s boyfriend. I would like to apologise for sending the police round at that time in the morning but would like to explain myself.

At about 5pm Marie texted and then said she would be at mine round about 6ish. I kept trying to call her/message her but her phone was off.

By about 3am with no sign of her I was really worried as to where she was, whether she had an accident or something on the motorway so I decided to call the police. I tried to get hold of you by phone but you are ex directory so I had no other way of seeing if you knew anything. I’m sure you would have done the same in my situation; I just wanted to see she was all right. All she needed to do was send me a text but her phone only seemed to work again when she came on msn while I was in bed to say I had upset you.

She still hasn’t told me where she was or what her reason for not coming was so I’m still completely in the dark.

So anyway this is just to apologise for causing you and your family distress but I was in exactly the same situation at my end and was just concerned for her. She is angry at me for upsetting you but it’s only because I care about her.



Chris


Ive tried not to be too angry sounding, I wanna sound like the good guy. Then her mum can be like "marie you never told me you were driving down to london" and so forth
 
callmeBadger said:
Ohh, how disapointing now that we are being serious.

Dear Samantha,

I would just like to appologise for any stress that I caused the oterh night by having the Police wake you at such an early hour, I would like to explain my actions in some way as to hope you'd understand why I did so and I'm not just some over protective nutter.

On Monday, Marie was planning to drive down from Middlesbourough down to my house in London, before we were due to fly off on our Hols on Tuesday morning, a long drive and with the monsoome we are experiencing in the south east during this drought, the conditions were not the best. Around 5pm we spoke on the phone, Marie said that she was only an hour r so from my home so I was expecting her around six.

Six came and went, I tried calling, but no answer, seven, eight and nine all passed and I still hadn't recieved any word from Marie and I was starting to get worried. By midnight I was quiet concerned as an hour drive had now turned into 6 hours without any contact. Understanding the weatehr conditions on the Motorway I was starting to Imagine the worst. By 3 am I was almost out of my mind, I tried calling all the people and places that I thought Marie might have been, or might have contacted but I could not find any information, fearing the worst, I contacted the hospitals and police so see if their had been any accidents.

As the Police were also concerned by this chain of events, they wanted to contact you incase you had heard anythingfrom Marie, when I said that I dodn't have any contact details apart fom youraddress they said they will send a car round to check. I didn't do any of these actions to cause panic, they were all motivated by a genuine concern for Maries safety.

I hope you understand my actions and that you thought I acted only in a proper concerned manner.

Yours

Mr Miser


ps, Do you want the naked pictures of your darling daughter back, I have stuck them on the web so I don't need the origionals anymore.
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worded a bit better then mine but its already on the way to the post office. Im not a Miser either :P
 
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