You're not a true OCUKer til you've done one of these

Mister_Pister · 23 May 2006 at 11:32

its actually not boobies I have most dodgy pics of

infact I think thats the only booby one

Mister_Pister · 23 May 2006 at 11:34

Mellownatts said:
Well now we are more intrigued (sp)...

yea its actually gerbil bondage that I got the most of

Mister_Pister · 23 May 2006 at 11:39

VeNT said:
TTIFUWMFP!

exquise me?

Mister_Pister · 23 May 2006 at 11:41

I hereby declare I shall post one at 3pm, one at 6pm and one at 9pm

(with censoring using owls)

Mister_Pister · 23 May 2006 at 11:44

oh cool im on google images

Mister_Pister · 23 May 2006 at 11:47

nah theres a pic with my lovely green hair from raving one night on there

Mister_Pister · 23 May 2006 at 11:50

Nix said:
http://pix.dontstayin.com/a2/fa/a2fa367a-e9e2-4a01-accd-319ad0cf6de0.jpg

?

yep

Mister_Pister · 23 May 2006 at 11:59

all in good time my friend all in good time

Mister_Pister · 23 May 2006 at 12:05

More importantly who is going to Hi-Fi

Ferry corsten will cheer me up after this mess

Mister_Pister · 23 May 2006 at 12:36

SidewinderINC said:
12.30 at the moment - wondering if there is even a flight at all. and if there is it has to be at 3.

Personally I very much doubt it.

Mister_Pister · 23 May 2006 at 12:40

so much of it will have to be owled out its going to be a dissapointment trust me, you'd see more flesh down the highstreet tbh

Mister_Pister · 23 May 2006 at 12:44

Davey_Pitch said:
I've already said you can email them to me and I'll check if they're forum friendly for you

these are about as friendly as a pitbull on crack

Mister_Pister · 23 May 2006 at 13:09

singist said:
Good man! don't sink to that level anyway; delete all the images and move on like a civilised adult and ignore the requests from the drooling hoards.

one image shall be owled at 3,6 & 9 as I said before - nobody is getting the originals

Mister_Pister · 23 May 2006 at 14:01

Mellownatts said:
Ditto, any news on her where abouts now/last night ?

nope after her retarded text earlier I havent heard a peep. To be honest I dont really care now. Im spending all the holiday money on seeing my mates that I dont get to see often, least they actually want to see me unlike her apparantly!

Mister_Pister · 23 May 2006 at 14:14

M0T said:
Seems to me like she is a bit of an attention whore, she tells you her boyfriend used to beat her, so you feel sorry for her and will always try really hard to be nice to her.

She tells you she will go on holiday with you but never shows and turns out there wasn't even a plane. She wanted you to be worried about her so she could turn up sometime today with an amazing excuse so she wouldn't have to go on holiday and most likely it would be something like a relative had died, so she got a load of sympathy. What she didn't expect was you phoning the police and them getting her mother involved, that ruined her little game and now she doesn't want to talk to you anymore because you don't do what she expects, now she needs to find someone who will.

Sounds a bit like a messed up Derren Brown...

hm I hadnt thought of it like that before. Seems to be pretty on the mark though

Mister_Pister · 23 May 2006 at 14:19

Ransom said:
could her battery be dead on her phone?

Nope it worked again when she wanted to moan at me for the police goin round her mums again. If it was that much of an important thing that happened e.g. an accident I cant see why she would wanna hide it from me

Mister_Pister · 23 May 2006 at 14:27

Zip said:
Just remember what ever happens, She is NOT pregnant.

I can see that one getting used with this

yeah that old chesnut. Hopefully even she wouldnt stoop that low though. Thinkin about it more and more M0T's post is i think EXACTLY what happened. She would have come down or rang some time today with some sympathy getting excuse as to why she wasnt there.

She just signed in and out again on msn on her hardly ever used name that I forgot I added just then. On a plane? Me thinks not.

On a side note in order to censor these images completely it basically is just a picture of an owl...

Mister_Pister · 23 May 2006 at 14:34

Sparky__H said:
Wait from the letter at the beginning don’t her parents even know you two are going out?

How long have you been together?

Yea they do know we going out dunno why I put it like that I havent had much sleep. About 2-3 months officially but unnoficially a fair while longer

Mister_Pister · 23 May 2006 at 14:38

Sparky__H said:
Has this drama/attention queen behaviour been constant throughout?

Well not really to be honest. The only main excuses ive had off her have been being tired and staying out too late etc, nothing too dramatic. Havent had any dead relatives or the like. This incident is pretty out of the blue compared to her normal behaviour pattern

Mister_Pister · 23 May 2006 at 14:46

well I made my final text to her pretty final although I didnt use the words dumped or break up. She will have to do something pretty major to get back in my good books after this, and I mean properly major. Like give up something that means a lot to her. Just fed up of being played around