Zidane was arrested for murder

JamieLee2k · 14 Jul 2006 at 01:21

Zinedine Zidane was in the paper today for the murder of Sophie Ellis[size=-1] Bextor after he headbutted her and left her for dead, It was headlined in the paper as "Murder on Zi-dance floor"
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Raikiri · 14 Jul 2006 at 01:22

JamieLee2k said:
What have you done with the funnies!!!!! They were here eariler!!!!! I know it was you!!!!!! Just own up now and I won't beat the crap out of you!!!!!

Hlebio · 14 Jul 2006 at 01:25

Older than Zidane himself.

pinkacidbootson · 14 Jul 2006 at 01:25

Pearoast, yawn.

gib786 · 14 Jul 2006 at 01:30

Hlebio said:
Older than Zidane himself.

Van Hellseek · 14 Jul 2006 at 01:34

http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=17599611

GSXRMovistar · 14 Jul 2006 at 01:35

Next time try http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/search.php?

calnen · 14 Jul 2006 at 01:35

That exact joke was posted less than a day ago. Couldn't you have searched 'Zidane' or something?

(It was pretty funny the first time, though

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ballistic · 14 Jul 2006 at 01:36

who ever came up with that joke deserves to be shot

pinkacidbootson · 14 Jul 2006 at 01:53

Or headbutted. That would be ironic.

Scuzi · 14 Jul 2006 at 02:12

Why did the elephant cry?
Someone hurt his big grey feelings by locking him in the TRUNK of their car!

Why did the helicopter crash?
It was flown by a two legged dog!

How many midgets does it take to make a cup of tea?
26!

Steeps · 14 Jul 2006 at 05:31

Scuzi, you haven't had a name change have you? starting to sound a lot like monkeypants

NokkonWud · 14 Jul 2006 at 07:21

seek said:
http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=17599611

Was even funnier when I posted it first:
http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showpost.php?p=7442334&postcount=38

wordy · 14 Jul 2006 at 07:25