Noah wants another ark.

wez130 · 8 Feb 2016 at 10:45

One day God calls down to Noah and says "Noah, I want you to make me a new Ark".
Noah replies, "No probs God, anything you want after all you're the boss".
But God interrupts, "Ah but there's a catch this time Noah, I want not just a couple of decks, ..... I want 20 decks one on top of the other".
"20 DECKS!", screams Noah, "Well, OK Big Man, whatever you say, should I fill it up with all the animals just like last time?"
"Yep, that's right, well ..... sort of right.......this time I want you to fill it up with fish" God answers.
"Fish?" Queries Noah.
"Yep, fish ... well, to make it more specific Noah, I want Carp, wall to wall, floor to ceiling - Carp!"
Noah looks to the skies, "OK God, let me get this right, you want a New Ark?"
"Check".
"With 20 decks, one on top of the other?".
"Check".
"And you want it full of Carp?".
"Check"
"But why?" asks the perplexed Noah, who was slowly but surely getting to the end of his tether.
"Well...." says God, "I just thought it would be nice to have a Multi-Storey Carp Ark"

Just to cheer you all up on a Monday

Feek · 8 Feb 2016 at 10:48

Leave. Now.

Thekwango · 8 Feb 2016 at 10:48

Never ever ever do that again.

Cleisthenes · 8 Feb 2016 at 10:49

I laughed, I'm sorry

scrivz69 · 8 Feb 2016 at 10:50

Oh dear.

BananaDunka · 8 Feb 2016 at 10:52

Was a bit alright I 'spose.

aardvark · 8 Feb 2016 at 10:52

i did snigger a little, but still get out.

Cosimo · 8 Feb 2016 at 10:54

GDers came and went one by one...

Scrutinize · 8 Feb 2016 at 10:55

Needs more Nate and Lever......

Kuros · 8 Feb 2016 at 10:56

It's good.... Still doesn't forgive the fact that it's also dreadfully terrible.

Tuppy_Glossop · 8 Feb 2016 at 10:57

Noah landed the Ark on Mt. Ararat and it was time to release the animals. The door opened, and Noah told the animals "Go forth and multiply." The next day two snakes came back. Noah, annoyed, asked the snakes "What are you doing here? I told you to go forth and multiply!"

"We can't," replied the snakes, "we're adders."

NoobCannon · 8 Feb 2016 at 10:58

Op ban

antijoke · 8 Feb 2016 at 10:58

It's like being back at primary school.

Scrutinize · 8 Feb 2016 at 11:05

anticonscience said:
It's like being back at primary school.

Yer in 1980s

Cleisthenes · 8 Feb 2016 at 11:05

Tuppy_Glossop said:
Noah landed the Ark on Mt. Ararat and it was time to release the animals. The door opened, and Noah told the animals "Go forth and multiply." The next day two snakes came back. Noah, annoyed, asked the snakes "What are you doing here? I told you to go forth and multiply!"

"We can't," replied the snakes, "we're adders."

This is far worse than that in the OP

Conscript · 8 Feb 2016 at 11:10

ROFL

Not really.

Liquiduk · 8 Feb 2016 at 11:13

Wowzers.

Diddums · 8 Feb 2016 at 11:16

anticonscience said:
It's like being back at primary school.

No, Just don't. Not you, of all people.

wildman · 8 Feb 2016 at 11:18

antijoke · 8 Feb 2016 at 11:19

Diddums said:
No, Just don't. Not you, of all people.