How would you survive the zombie apocalypse?

adolf hamster · 26 Oct 2016 at 17:08

Tauren said:
Haha !! I guess not !! Dual wielded aa-12's in that case

With chainsaws on the front i assume? If your doing it properly

Tbh up close it has to be a revolving grenade launcher, save the final chamber for if the first five dont do the job

Mobius 1 · 26 Oct 2016 at 17:15

Haha. No chainsaws, that's a little unrealistic

could fit a 'nade launcher on the underside though. That'd be cool.

I've been playing the last of us, and that's a pretty good prep simulator. Bow and arrows would be a very good choice for silent kills. You'd need pretty good aim for the heads though.

Revolving grenade launcher. I like it ! But... if you were gonna blow yourself up, you wouldn't want that final chambered grenade to bounce away from you and explode elsewhere. epic fail !

V F · 26 Oct 2016 at 17:17

Edrof said:
I'll be quite happy trying out my collection on a few zombs! Guns for show, knives for a pro:

wolfie138 said:
good for about 3 minutes until the first mob smother you.

Mobius 1 · 26 Oct 2016 at 17:31

Swords are great. But would they not go blunt fast ??

Bluntwrapped · 26 Oct 2016 at 17:43

For a second I thought this was another Brexit thread

I'd steal a boat and set anchor in the middle of a deep reservoir. Or find a reservoir with a small island in the middle and set up camp there. I'm not a big fan of the sea lol

RoboCod · 26 Oct 2016 at 18:23

Drive to camp, collect my rifle, laugh at all you zombies outside the perimeter fence.

adolf hamster · 26 Oct 2016 at 21:44

Tauren said:
Haha. No chainsaws, that's a little unrealistic could fit a 'nade launcher on the underside though. That'd be cool.

I've been playing the last of us, and that's a pretty good prep simulator. Bow and arrows would be a very good choice for silent kills. You'd need pretty good aim for the heads though.

Revolving grenade launcher. I like it ! But... if you were gonna blow yourself up, you wouldn't want that final chambered grenade to bounce away from you and explode elsewhere. epic fail !

The problem i have with bows is a regular bow isnt something you want to spend the time learning to actually shoot during the zombie apocalypse (although maybe valid if you're good with one), and crossbows take way too long to reload.

Your point about the last grenade is true, the delay fuse would screw me over there, too late to change to a 10 guage sawnoff?

Tauren said:
Swords are great. But would they not go blunt fast ??

Not proper swords, plus you can sharpen them again.

wolfie138 · 27 Oct 2016 at 07:40

V F said:

what's the relevance of that to "mob"?
swords mean letting them all get w/in arm's length [and the blade, before some pedant whines]. getting a fast clean decapitation every time would be akin to getting a one-shot-drop head shot every single time. any dropped bodies would be right at your feet hampering movement and escape.

IvanDobskey · 27 Oct 2016 at 08:09

PapaLazaru said:
I feel like I have survived one every time get out of Asda alive on a Friday night.

Haha, this is so true

Diddums · 27 Oct 2016 at 08:11

You ever been shopping on a weekday? Holy moly. One day of that and I'm standing outside waiting to feed the zeds so that they can eat the weak :eek:

kwerk · 27 Oct 2016 at 09:31

A large snow plough and a remington 870.

No1newts · 27 Oct 2016 at 11:03

Couple of friends who are marines, a mate who lives in a large remote highland house and farms a little and a mate who is a doctor. Combine it all and we are good!

wolfie138 · 27 Oct 2016 at 12:44

sorry, personal pref but i'd need a female.

Josh · 27 Oct 2016 at 12:55

wolfie138 said:
sorry, personal pref but i'd need a female.

But zombies can smell the menstruation.

Guerrilla · 27 Oct 2016 at 15:23

I'd go live in the nearby woods/ up the hills/ on the moors, somewhere secluded but with good vision all around, make myself a bow and lots of arrows and pick off zombies when i see them coming.

marc2003 · 27 Oct 2016 at 15:29

I'm far too lazy to do anything. I might sign an online petition if anyone sets one up.

Sunbed · 27 Oct 2016 at 16:51

Was it 28 days later where the guy had a set up on the roof? I'd probably do something like that, but better.

I'd find the tallest building in the area, go to the top floor, construct a mini barricade on a landing quite high up in the stairwell, saw all the banisters off and put oil all over the stairs. Give one guy a shield of some kind and one guy a long pole. Shield guy pushes zombie towards stairs and pole guy gives the final nudge off. Zombies splat at the bottom. Granted this may attract more but the beauty of the system is that the zombie bodies will start to block the entrance to the stairwell if too many attack at once.

Mobius 1 · 27 Oct 2016 at 17:02

Don't forget the parachute to base jump if things get a lil too hairy.

Boycey0211 · 27 Oct 2016 at 17:13

RoboCod said:
Drive to camp, collect my rifle, laugh at all you zombies outside the perimeter fence.

I hope you've made provisions to do your weapons handling test every six months too then!

We all know at 6 months and 1 day rifle fires, rifle fires, rifle stops. On inspection of the cocking handle you realise you're out of date and have forgotten what to do.

adolf hamster · 27 Oct 2016 at 17:28

Boycey0211 said:
I hope you've made provisions to do your weapons handling test every six months too then!

We all know at 6 months and 1 day rifle fires, rifle fires, rifle stops. On inspection of the cocking handle you realise you're out of date and have forgotten what to do.

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