New Live Action Lara Croft no sex jokes

Robert1986 · 12 Aug 2008 at 14:49

Alison Carroll, 23 years old. She will be promoting the new Tomb Raider game coming out in a few months.

Control yourself, lads.

Oh dear.

Wyrdo · 12 Aug 2008 at 14:50

I'd raid her tomb?!

I'd defile those mounds?

I don't think she's as hot as past Laras.

KNiVES · 12 Aug 2008 at 14:51

Jesus, that crotch! Nuke it from orbit! Fire! Kill it! Make it go away!

roid · 12 Aug 2008 at 14:51

Awww but there are so many good Lara Croft jokes!!

Damn she is hawt

dhill · 12 Aug 2008 at 14:52

You can very nearly see what she had for breakfast ffs!

Robert1986 · 12 Aug 2008 at 14:53

cheets64 · 12 Aug 2008 at 14:53

badbob · 12 Aug 2008 at 14:55

oh dear

Ross1234 · 12 Aug 2008 at 14:56

thats a bit too revealing imo

Nanoman · 12 Aug 2008 at 14:56

Yeah shes fit.

But shes lacking minge tan.

Robert1986 · 12 Aug 2008 at 14:57

melchy · 12 Aug 2008 at 14:58

Oh dear, not very flattering.

Sareth · 12 Aug 2008 at 14:59

badbob said:
oh dear

Indeed.

Joebob · 12 Aug 2008 at 14:59

I'd buy that for a dollar

NokkonWud · 12 Aug 2008 at 15:00

Rhona Mitra is still the best. They should get her back now tbh.

Booner! · 12 Aug 2008 at 15:00

Robert1986 said:

6 is best <3

Joebob · 12 Aug 2008 at 15:00

Robert1986 said:

You forgot this one

Shamikebab · 12 Aug 2008 at 15:03

Thread fails if sex jokes aren't allowed.

Durzel · 12 Aug 2008 at 15:03

Joebob is a naughty boy!

Shes fit, but the pictures aren't doing her any justice at all... too "in your face" crotch shots.

roid · 12 Aug 2008 at 15:05

Durzel said:
Joebob is a naughty boy!

Shes fit, but the pictures aren't doing her any justice at all... too "in your face" crotch shots.

Yea she does look much better in the interviews

New Live Action Lara Croft *no sex jokes*