Public toilets should play loud music by law

peterattheboro · 23 Oct 2008 at 15:14

Whilst having a tinkle in the toilet a guy forced out a huge chocolate mudmonkey with comical sound effects.

I hate it when all cubicles are in use and there is that awkward quiet session where no one makes a sound, then suddenly someone gets the confidence let rip.

Music should be played at all times to avoid this situation.

My choice of song would be Salt n Pepa - Push it!

Malt_Vinegar · 23 Oct 2008 at 15:17

DO you ever get the giggles though when its totally silent and someone lets out a ripper?!

Then there is the "flush rush" which i have used before... Wait for the flush from one of the cubicles, then go for it, see if you can get the noisy business done before the flush noise subsides

peterattheboro · 23 Oct 2008 at 15:19

Malt_Vinegar said:
DO you ever get the giggles though when its totally silent and someone lets out a ripper?!

Then there is the "flush rush" which i have used before... Wait for the flush from one of the cubicles, then go for it, see if you can get the noisy business done before the flush noise subsides

ALWAYS!

Often the giggles come from the guy who let rip!

Cosimo · 23 Oct 2008 at 15:20

I read that as:

Whilst having a tinkle in the toilet a guy was forced out by a huge chocolate mudmonkey with comical sound effects. :eek:

Dinomania · 23 Oct 2008 at 15:21

As a kid at school we used to take it in turns keeping the hand-drier going while the other did their business. Yeah! Team-work!

strudey · 23 Oct 2008 at 15:21

peterattheboro said:
Whilst having a tinkle in the toilet a guy was forced out a huge chocolate mudmonkey with comical sound effects.

What does this mean?!

peterattheboro · 23 Oct 2008 at 15:21

simulatorman said:
I read that as:

Whilst having a tinkle in the toilet a guy was forced out by a huge chocolate mudmonkey with comical sound effects.

Amended

a1ex2001 · 23 Oct 2008 at 15:22

some people where I work should see a doctor the noises both of the comedy bottom nature and straining and groaning can be quite concerning!

V4NT0M · 23 Oct 2008 at 15:22

Malt_Vinegar said:
DO you ever get the giggles though when its totally silent and someone lets out a ripper?!

Then there is the "flush rush" which i have used before... Wait for the flush from one of the cubicles, then go for it, see if you can get the noisy business done before the flush noise subsides

Sometimes when I'm bored I make fart noises with my hands just to add atmosphere.

Freeman · 23 Oct 2008 at 15:22

sara said:
As a kid at school we used to take it in turns keeping the hand-drier going while the other did their business. Yeah! Team-work!

Sounds gay.

Dinomania · 23 Oct 2008 at 15:23

Freeman said:
Sounds gay.

Or girly, maybe.

Freeman · 23 Oct 2008 at 15:24

sara said:
Or girly, maybe.

Girls don't poo or fart! What you on! Ewww!

Rebelius · 23 Oct 2008 at 15:24

doesn't anyone just put paper down to dampen the sound?

V4NT0M · 23 Oct 2008 at 15:25

sara said:
Or girly, maybe.

this, real men/boys don't care about bum noises.

*parp*

Russinating · 23 Oct 2008 at 15:25

Always helps if you have a crash mat remember (that is, shove a few handfuls of paper down the pan first).

Atrox Moris · 23 Oct 2008 at 15:26

Rebelius said:
doesn't anyone just put paper down to dampen the sound?

I do that to stop splash back and soggy balls.

strudey · 23 Oct 2008 at 15:26

sara said:
Or girly, maybe.

Haha. What would the lesbian equivalent be? Manfully enjoying the sounds and smells?

Hedge · 23 Oct 2008 at 15:26

I often cough while im squeezing out a fudge dragon

scorza · 23 Oct 2008 at 15:26

Rebelius said:
doesn't anyone just put paper down to dampen the sound?

That only stops the horror of splash-back doesn't it?

Malt_Vinegar · 23 Oct 2008 at 15:27

I have found that the crashmat, even a single sheet is enough to stop plopping from all but the most mighty of turds.

It also has the added benefit of reducing the chances of splashback....