Spec me a toilet seat

Soldato
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Preferably one with a nice soft close option, and if possible something that prevents any sort of splashback, as I'm sure you'll agree that ice cold water being thrust upwards onto ones nought is a reasonably unpleasant experience first thing in the morning and makes one nip rather violently.
Oh, and something that is welcoming to my silken buttocks, but not padded, I already have a cell for that sort of thing.
What say you fine people of this esteemed forum?
 
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