McDonald's Q and A

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some of the questions that have been asked are so funny, even funnier they have answered them!

Some of my favourites:

1. Is it true that I might be eating Shambo the sacred bull soon? I heard that it was a conspiracy to target shambo so that MacDonalds could create a limited edition burger - the McShambo...?
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1. Is it true that the recipe for your oh so yummy milkshakes was actually found on a pirate ship in the Bahamas? I love pirates. Neil.
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:p

"290. I sweat profusely when I eat (i'm 20 stone) and need napkins to help absorb my perspiration. I find your napkins are not great for this task. Any plans to upgrade your napkins to a more absorbent kind?"

"Currently there are no plans to change the napkins at the McDonald's restaurants."
 
54. Is it true that Kriss Akabusi works in one of your stores now, and has an unfortunate tendency to shout “AWOOGA” at every customer?

There is no truth in this. (August 2007)

:D
 
119. If I required one of your tasty big mac burger products in France what would I ask for?

The name Big Mac is used in both the UK and France. However if you want a Quarter Pounder with cheese you will have to ask for a McRoyal With Cheese. (August 2007)
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:D
 
88. I have been thnking of applying for a job with McDonalds, but have heard staff training sessions include dressing up as Ronald McDonald. I have had a fear of clowns since going to the circus aged 4. Is this true?

It is not true that staff training sessions involve dressing up as Ronald McDonald.
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:D
 
6. I've heard before about '10 second rule', '20 second rule' and even '30 second rule's before in different fast food outlets. I.e., the length of time an item of food is allowed to rest on the floor (should it accidentally fall there) before being served (rather than thrown away). What is your limit at McDonalds?

A: There are no 'second' rules with regard to food that is accidentally dropped in a McDonald's kitchen.
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:confused::eek: :D

ok, I selectively quoted that answer :p
 
103. Is mcdonalds clown gay?

No.


112. I have nightmares about the ronald mcdonald clown... Would you be willing to compensate by sending me some free food vouchers to help me get over my fear of clowns and aid my rehabilitation into society?

McDonald's is saddened to hear that you are having nightmares about Ronald McDonald. As McDonald's Chief Happiness Officer, he has been the face of the company since 1963 and is one of the most recognised characters in the world. Unfortunately, the company will not be able to provide you with any free food vouchers. (July 2007)


121. is it truye that u kiled ronild mcdonild and put him in the bugers coz that what i heard on the tv

No, this is not true. Ronald is very much alive and well and you can see what's he's been up to recently on his website www.bigredshoes.co.uk. (September 2007)
 
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that website is so funny! I love how serious their answers are as well. I bet theres some poor fool sat at a computer with the orders to answer ALL questions with 100% seriousness for the sake of customer service.
 
1024. why do you put meat in your fruit bags?

There is no meat in the fruit bags. The only thing in the fruit bags is fresh apples and grapes. (June 2007)

856. I heard that the apple pies are actually filled with chopped up potatoes soaked in apple flavoring and cinnamon. Is that true? It's ok if so, because they still taste good, even if they are potato pies!

No, McDonald's Apple Pies taste great because they are made from apples and other quality ingredients. No potatoes are added. The McDonald's Apple Pie contains the following ingredients: water, apples (23 percent), wheat flour, sugar, vegetable oil (non-hydrogenated blend of sunflower and rapeseed oil), modified waxy maize starch, salt, dextrose, spices, emulsifier (E472e mono- and diacetyltartaric acid esters of mono- and diglycerides of fatty acids), flavourings, acidity regulators (E300 ascorbic acid, E330 citric acid) and spice extract (Cassia). (June 2007)

I could read this all day
 
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452. Heloo i was going to go into mc donalds yesterday, but as i was going in a sickly looking man came running out of the door, vomiting all over the pavement, this kinda put me off. does this happen often?
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Ugh, yes it does. I remember sitting outside a McDonalds in my car with a friend when a guy came out of McDonalds..opened the bin and threw-up. Once he'd finished he went back inside and came out a few minutes later carrying a take-away bag :eek:

Gross!
 
408. Are there beef eyeballs in your burgers? Technically that would still be 100% beef.

No, there are no eyeballs in the burgers. All McDonald's hamburgers are made of beef. Nothing else. Just 100 percent beef, made from whole cuts of forequarter and flank (similar to the mince you'd buy in the supermarket). All that's added is a pinch of salt and pepper after cooking. (August 2007)
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411. Each time i have a mcflurry i get itchy testicles, is there something in the mcflurry that makes this happen to me?

McDonald's food contains nothing that should make a healthy person ill or feel sick in any way, unless you have allergies to certain foods. All ingredients that are used are similar to those you would buy in the supermarket or use at home. You can find out more about McDonald's food and ingredients in the 'Ingredients List' at www.mcdonalds.co.uk, or at www.mcdonaldsmenu.info. (August 2007)
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780. Someone previously asked about the McArab burger (from Egypt). Do you not think that would be a good idea to sell in the UK given the influx of immigrants into the country over the past few years?

Currently there are no plans to introduce a McArab burger to the McDonald's UK menu. However, if you have any menu suggestions you can contact the Customer Services Team on 08705 244622 or visit the 'Contact Us'section on www.mcdonalds.co.uk (July 2007)
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3511. Why are the staff at Mc Donalds so miserable?

McDonald’s staff members try to be happy at all times. But like most people they may find that this is not possible all of the time.
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557. My dad eats at your restauant twice a week and has turned into quite a chunky monkey. Do you believe that this is macdonalds fault as the food is unhealthy, and no exercise equipment is provided in-restaurant?
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I cant believe someone actually asked this

355. is it true your sausages are penises cut off pigs and then deep fried?
 
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