In a bit of a fix...

The Dread Pirate · 20 Sep 2007 at 11:27

rich_g85 said:
Won't the kettle also get stuck?

Nah they're Bio-degradable!

leaskovski · 20 Sep 2007 at 11:29

Go eat something that makes your turds really thick and firm, then drop it out and hopefully it will take the other with it.

*Disclaimer, this might put in a spot of more bother

Dave M · 20 Sep 2007 at 11:30

Just flush, wait for it to drain, then flush, wait, flush wait.... In the end the blockages gets washed away.

Who uses a plunger to unblock a toilet? Really, thats pretty sick.

Mat · 20 Sep 2007 at 11:31

manveruppd said:
I was in more of a hurry than I even knew, she walked in through the door a minute ago!!!

I think we need a bit of history here... who is "she" and why is it such a disaster to have blocked the toilet?

PiKe · 20 Sep 2007 at 11:33

Probably at his girlfriends house or something.

Baz · 20 Sep 2007 at 11:33

Mat said:
I think we need a bit of history here... who is "she" and why is it such a disaster to have blocked the toilet?

And what blocked the loo, stash of porn, bags of "powder"....

or just a log... :eek:

meghatronic · 20 Sep 2007 at 11:34

For future reference:

If you're desperate and don't have gloves and need to get dirty, PLEASE scratch the hell out of a bar of soap beforehand so you get soap under your nails and not ****.

Mat · 20 Sep 2007 at 11:34

Ah yes, blocking your GF mothers toilet is definitely an emergency thread topic. Granted.

bandit · 20 Sep 2007 at 11:38

jdickerson said:
For future reference:

If you're desperate and don't have gloves and need to get dirty, PLEASE scratch the hell out of a bar of soap beforehand so you get soap under your nails and not ****.

so speaketh the voice of experience.... :eek:

meghatronic · 20 Sep 2007 at 11:39

bandit said:
so speaketh the voice of experience....

Aye, but from gardening, alas!

jas72 · 20 Sep 2007 at 11:39

JohnnyG said:
/Groundskeeper Willie "Come here ya slippery ******. Ah!, you've got yeself a wee friend have ya..."

better edit that sweary or a don will suspend you.

jas72 · 20 Sep 2007 at 11:41

scorza said:
Try the bucket method, use hot water, the hotter the better - I usually stick a kettle full of boiling water in the bucket as well.

suggest just sticking boiling water in the bucket minus the kettle .

just be a man and stick your hand in. What blocked it anyway?

basmic · 20 Sep 2007 at 11:41

Mash it up with the toilet brush, TBH.

jas72 · 20 Sep 2007 at 11:42

jdickerson said:
For future reference:

If you're desperate and don't have gloves and need to get dirty, PLEASE scratch the hell out of a bar of soap beforehand so you get soap under your nails and not ****.

that's actually a nice tip I hate getting earth in my fingernails.

bandit · 20 Sep 2007 at 11:44

jdickerson said:
Aye, but from gardening, alas!

of course off course.....

Mat · 20 Sep 2007 at 11:44

basmic said:
Mash it up with the toilet brush, TBH.

Assuming he could see it... besides, mashed poo can be a pain to get from between the bristles and you end up with that brown pooey water in the bottom of the brush holder... nasty.

PiKe · 20 Sep 2007 at 11:45

jas72 said:
better edit that sweary or a don will suspend you.

He is a Don, genius.

meghatronic · 20 Sep 2007 at 11:45

jas72 said:
that's actually a nice tip I hate getting earth in my fingernails.

MookJong · 20 Sep 2007 at 11:46

Have you seen trainspotting? Just dive down with and clear the blockage by hand.

basmic · 20 Sep 2007 at 11:46

Mat said:
Assuming he could see it... besides, mashed poo can be a pain to get from between the bristles and you end up with that brown pooey water in the bottom of the brush holder... nasty.

When you're done, just put it back and plead innocent.