Sunday Joke

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Gog said:
The Iranian Ambassador to the United Nations had just finished giving a speech, and walked out into the lobby where he met President Bush. They shook hands, and as they walked the Iranian said,

"You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America. My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it there is Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, and Sulu who is Chinese, but no Iranians. My son is very upset and doesn't understand why there aren't any Iranians on Star Trek."

President Bush laughed, leaned toward the Iranian ambassador, and whispered back,

"It's because it takes place in the future."
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Hahaha! Best joke ever!!!
 
Why don't blind people skydive?



















Because it scares the hell out of the dog!!!












Thanks, I'll be here all week, someone send me my coat :D
 
Not sure if I've posted this before, but meh.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?








Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon,



and Michael Jackson has sex with kids.
 
^^^ haha :D


Thought this one will suit the forums:

What connects the computers in Sauron's office?

A Tolkien Ring network. :p

Can't believe nobody has passed me my coat yet :eek:
 
Thanks, was getting a bit nippy ;)

What can you sit on, brush your teeth with, and eat soup with?







A chair, a toothbrush, and a spoon.
 
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