what would you call a perfect English fry up?

[Van Hellseek]

5 slices of bacon, 4 sausages, 2 slices of black pudding, 2 fried eggs, 2 hash browns, 2 slices of fried bread, fried mushrooms, baked beans.

let me guess... you not a skinny guy are you?

 

[Wicksta]

Richmond Sausages
Thick sliced Bacon
Eggs
Mushrooms
(all fried, it's called a fryup for a reason)

Tinned Tomato with pepper and sugar
Bread and butter to soak up the tomato/egg yolk

Optional extras:
black pudding
white pudding
beans (HP, branston or heinz)

 

[DanTheMan]

let me guess... you not a skinny guy are you?

I am actually .

 

[~J~]

4 bacon, 2 eggs, 2 sausage, 1 tomato (not plum, that's too posh), 2 black pudding, 2 fried bread, 2 hashbrown, several large mushrooms (not the ponsy button type).

HAS to be served on a platter and not a plate, and MUST come with toast and a MUG of tea or coffee.

Sauces MUST be within arms length, table cloth MUST be a red and white checkered style.

 

[PardonTheWait]

I am actually .

It'll catch up with you in the end, you smug skinny goit!

*jealous*

 

[tom_e]

let me guess... you not a skinny guy are you?

why not? as long as he doesnt live on it

 

[Tom0]

Toast
Bacon.
Sausage.
Egg
Hash Browns
Black Pudding
Fried Mushrooms
Beans

Hot mug of coffee

Nothing beats french toast though tbh

 

[Gackt]

Bacon
Sausage
Hash Brown
Fried Tomato
Beans
Chips
Fried Bread

Large amounts of each.

 

[neocon]

i knew this guy and he would eat packets of chocolate digestives every night and not put any weight on

he vistited the doctor and it turned out he had diabetes and has to inject insulin before every meal

 

[Kitchster_uk]

This was found in Scotland (Dunbar if memory serves...) by mattpc, me and the wimmin. A cunning breakfast indeed with the added benefit of the seperate beans, meaning you only get beans where you want to have them - genius!!! Greasy spoons rock.

Oh, a PINT mug of tea is required I think you'll all find though obviously not in Scotland .

 

[Putty]

If it's planned:

Bacon
Fried Eggs
Fried Bread
Sausages
Black Pudding
HP Fruity Sauce
1L of strong sugary tea.

If not:

Bacon
Fried Bread/toast
Fried Eggs
Tomato Sauce
1 mug of tea

 

[~J~]

I think this thread has forced me to go to the Gorseinon market cafe tomorrow for a nice fry-up. Yum yum bubble gum.

 

[Richiev4]

In Swindon, there is a lay-by near the Honda factory, there used to be an old bus that would part up there most mornings and serve full breakfasts to passing lorry drivers. They where the best I ever tasted:

Eggs
Bacon
Fried Bread
Beans
Sausage

And a hot cup of tea

Not sure if its still there, don't get out that way any more.

 

[titchard]

This was found in Scotland (Dunbar if memory serves...) by mattpc, me and the wimmin. A cunning breakfast indeed with the added benefit of the seperate beans, meaning you only get beans where you want to have them - genius!!! Greasy spoons rock.

Oh, a PINT mug of tea is required I think you'll all find though obviously not in Scotland .

That just reminds me of Alan Partridge:

"Just use a sausage as a breakwater!"

Rich

 

[Reasteh]

That just reminds me of Alan Partridge:

me too lol

eggs 10 on 10 bacon 10 on 10 beans 10 on 10 All in all ...10 on 10 minor critisicms: beans to close to the egg. I might want to mix them, but i want it to be my choice. Also ..sausage should be used as a breakwater for the beans.

 

[marl]

4 bacon, 2 eggs, 2 sausage, 1 tomato (not plum, that's too posh), 2 black pudding, 2 fried bread, 2 hashbrown, several large mushrooms (not the ponsy button type).

HAS to be served on a platter and not a plate, and MUST come with toast and a MUG of tea or coffee.

Sauces MUST be within arms length, table cloth MUST be a red and white checkered style.

+ beans = perfect!

 

[Tom0]

i knew this guy and he would eat packets of chocolate digestives every night and not put any weight on

he vistited the doctor and it turned out he had diabetes and has to inject insulin before every meal

Get a load of captain come down

 

[Scythe]

Black pudding is a must not tbh

 

[Scuzi]

There is no such thing as a perfect English breakfast because by definition, if it's English, it isn't perfect as an Ulster fry will always be superior.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ulster_fry

If it doesn't have soda and taytie bread, it just isn't acceptable.

 

[CryptKeeper]

I would say:

4x tescos pork & apple sasuages
1/2 can of heinz baked beans
2x slices of warburton's super toastie bread (fried ofc)
2x poached eggs (large)
1x hash brown
1x small portion of friend potatoes
1x large portion of haggis

2x pigs in blankets (with blueberry sauce)
1x super pancake with sultanas, cranberriers and syrup

1x heart stopper bacon sandwich
-Warburtons Super Toastie - 3x slices of lean bacon/semi-crispy - layer of fried bread - 3x more slices of bacon - another slice of bread

1x eggs bennedict w/ parma ham on toast

1x glass of copella apple & elderflower
1x glass fresh pineapple

1x freshly made croissant
1x pain au chocolate
1x cinnamon danish

1x giant tub of strawberry yoghurt

1x pair of baggy trousers to hold extra weight
1x comfy chair to relax afterwards, very satisfied.