Cheer me up

[Noni Juice]

 

[Van Hellseek]

I hear spam is good for (what I assume is alcohol-induced) depression.

 

[Tobes]

and people call me emo

 

[yantorsen]

 

[Noni Juice]

Nevermind, ok now

 

[Skully]

Drinking just one soft drink a day increased the risk of heart disease!

PROOF OR STFU : http://www.beveragedaily.com/news/n...ge-association-soft-drinks-metabolic-syndrome

There you go, cheer up emo kid!

 

[yantorsen]

Nevermind, ok now

 

[Doohickey]

You're dying. Everyone is dying.

 

[Alchemy]

Everything will seem okay in a few days time, believe me. Go get some sleep, oh, and you get an extra hour.

 

[Hobgoblin]

 

[yantorsen]

http://www.depression.com/

 

[G-MAN2004]

I laughed for some reason when I opened the thread.

 

[gillywibble]

It could be worse.

 

[duvet77]

man city lost 6-0... that should keep you happy!

 

[G-MAN2004]

man city lost 6-0... that should keep you happy!

Damn right!

 

[Von Smallhausen]

A man gives his wife a birthday present. It was a huge parcel and she carefully unwraps it to reveal something she wasn't expecting. After 15 minutes unwrapping she finds ..... a rocket.

' What do I want with a rocket ? ' she asks.

' Well you always said you wanted space ' said the husband ..... ' Now **** off. '

 

[afraser2k]

It could be worse.

He could be French....

 

[Begbie]

SPAM! Make you feel any better?

 

[Azagoth]

I got your Mother pregnant! Cheer up, you're going to have a sibling!

 

[Katoom]

Black guy goes into a pub with a parrot on his shoulder, bar man asks "where you get that from"
Parrot says "Africa, ther's ***** millions of them there!"