My wife has totally stunned me tonight !!

pdw8 · 20 Nov 2007 at 00:28

My wife is the secreatary for the under 8's team my son plays for. We mentioned it would be good for the dads to take the managers out for a night near Christmas as a thankyou.
Anyway, my wife has proposed that we goto an Indian restaurant and then pop over the road to a LAPDANCING club

She is planning the whole event including getting a minibus etc.

I am stunned that she would even think of this let alone plan it. While I would not say she is totally prudish but she almost kicked me out when she found some pron on my pc a few years back.

SideWinder · 20 Nov 2007 at 00:29

\o/

Kind of on topic and related to lap dancing clubs...can anyone recommend any in London?

But wow for you, bit unexpected.

marc2003 · 20 Nov 2007 at 00:30

be afraid. very afraid..... :eek:

Kristoph · 20 Nov 2007 at 00:33

She's trying to tell you something.

danza · 20 Nov 2007 at 00:33

How many kids did you say you have?

marc2003 · 20 Nov 2007 at 00:34

mp3kla said:
She's trying to tell you something.

a new part time job in the evenings perhaps?

yantorsen · 20 Nov 2007 at 00:35

It's a trap!

strudey · 20 Nov 2007 at 00:35

pdw8 said:
My wife is the secreatary for the under 8's team my son plays for. We mentioned it would be good for the dads to take the managers out for a night near Christmas as a thankyou.
Anyway, my wife has proposed that we goto an Indian restaurant and then pop over the road to a LAPDANCING club
She is planning the whole event including getting a minibus etc.

I am stunned that she would even think of this let alone plan it. While I would not say she is totally prudish but she almost kicked me out when she found some pron on my pc a few years back.

D'oh beaten

Phate · 20 Nov 2007 at 00:36

SideWinder said:
\o/

Kind of on topic and related to lap dancing clubs...can anyone recommend any in London?

Sports Bar along Bishopsgate is the only one I've been to, it's ok, £15 a dance, makes a fun night out.

It's great having female compainions that like strip bars though - means you can plan to go to one without getting any hassle, and them usually coming along as well!

UncleBob · 20 Nov 2007 at 00:37

Trap!

Any appreciative glances to the dancers will be used against you to ensure you end up needing a second mortgage for her christmas present in order to get out the doghouse.

benjo plz. · 20 Nov 2007 at 00:38

there's a lapdancing club on bishopsgate? :eek:

Kristoph · 20 Nov 2007 at 00:40

I went to a place in Bournemouth for a mates 20th last year, stupidly expensive night. One of my mates spent £140 that night - £25 a dance, £4 or £5 a pint.... nasty combo. One of my mates asked the girl who was at our table for student discount! £15 for his dance lol

Shoseki · 20 Nov 2007 at 00:52

Theres something so wrong about lapdancing... I don't mean morally, I don't give a damn what people do with their own lives (consciously)... its just - the girls like dancing, the guys like the girls dancing, the girls get paid... that seems kinda one sided.

I kinda feel exploited tbh. You can look but you can't touch. Why set yourself up like that?

Thats like... walking past an amazing restaurant, standing outside smelling the food... then do nothing. Don't go in. In fact, don't even eat that night. Except the wife.

manveruppd · 20 Nov 2007 at 01:24

Shoseki said:
Thats like... walking past an amazing restaurant, standing outside smelling the food... then do nothing. Don't go in. In fact, don't even eat that night. Except the wife.

You really captured my feelings about those places perfectly! Seriously, why would anyone want to do this to themselves?

Combat squirrel · 20 Nov 2007 at 01:32

id step back home dude half way through the night, see if shes got a man on the go, keen was she to make sure your out the house ?

, lol

romperstomper · 20 Nov 2007 at 01:34

pdw8 said:
She is planning the whole event including getting a minibus etc.

I bet if you had planned it you would be in deep shet

My girlfriend brought an adult film home once yet if I put bravo on she gets the right hump :confused:

Oh and don't forget when you arrive at the club to pretend not to be interested

Ice Tea · 20 Nov 2007 at 01:36

Maybe she has planned a Gay Lapdancing :-)

drunkenmaster · 20 Nov 2007 at 01:37

Shoseki said:
Theres something so wrong about lapdancing... I don't mean morally, I don't give a damn what people do with their own lives (consciously)... its just - the girls like dancing, the guys like the girls dancing, the girls get paid... that seems kinda one sided.

I kinda feel exploited tbh. You can look but you can't touch. Why set yourself up like that?

Thats like... walking past an amazing restaurant, standing outside smelling the food... then do nothing. Don't go in. In fact, don't even eat that night. Except the wife.

the secret is, girls don't like dancing on nasty old fat guys, but thats their job. for every guy they would maybe be attracted to and dance in a club with like that, they'll probably do a 50 or 100 lapdances they don't enjoy. jobs and jobs a job. go to a club, and ask same hotness girls to rub up on you for free

SideWinder · 20 Nov 2007 at 01:42

drunkenmaster said:
the secret is, girls don't like dancing on nasty old fat guys, but thats their job. for every guy they would maybe be attracted to and dance in a club with like that, they'll probably do a 50 or 100 lapdances they don't enjoy. jobs and jobs a job. go to a club, and ask same hotness girls to rub up on you for free

Survival of the hottest !!!

zain · 20 Nov 2007 at 01:50

You sure this place aint a male club or lap dancing for the severly obese?