An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman are running from the police. They have been running for what seems like hours and are all completely worn out and can see the search gaining on them. As they are running through farmland they decide that enough is enough and think about hiding. They get to a barn and shoot inside, desperately looking for some place to hide. Nothing is apparent, save three empty sacks on the floor.
Deciding that it's worth a try, they all take a sack each, get in and await the inevitable.
A lone police officer soon turns up at the barn. He, too, is worn out and takes a quick glance around and his eyes fall on the sacks. Too tired to check, he decides on something else, and gives a great whack to the first.
"Wooof woof woof" goes the Englishman. The officer thinks it's a dog and is satisfied
He pulls his leg back and kicks the second.
"MEEOOOW, *hiss* *hiss*" says the Scotsman. The cop thinks it's a cat and moves on to the last.
Finally, takes a little run up and kicks the third.
"Bag o'potatoes!"
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