Fighting a dog

Thats were dogs fall over, if they charged for the bulls testicles and bit them, they would have won the fight.

In most fights you dont really have to to think though
 
If a dog is attacking you, you have to remember that it has no mind-set other than "kill". Unlike humans who despise killing, dogs have no problem whatsoever - it's natural to them.

If I was attacked by a big dog I *think* my approach would be to try and force my arm down it's throat. It won't like that and whilst it's retching on my arm it will be unable to close its mouth to bite.

At least I hope thats the case...

:-o

J.
 
penski said:
Sounds like a really accurate measurement there, Bruce.

"My penis was measured at 8-18 inches long"

*n
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Its on wikipedia link to a youtube video of them recording dog bites in pounds

A rotty gets the highest at 300pounds but it wasnt anywhere as determined to as the pit bull
 
scorza said:
Anyone remember that story in the papers after the Hurricane Katrina. Two pit bulls had escaped into the bayou during the floods and were attacking a fully grown bull :eek: The bull was flinging the dogs twenty feet away in the air, but the dogs just kept coming back - it was basically a question of who would get tired and give up first, the bull or the dogs.

Fortunately the national guard soldiers were on hand to shoot both the dogs.
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Like i said, They are mental dogs when they want you dead.

There is a rather disturbing picture on google images of what they did to a guys face =/

The just dont seem to feel pain and only stop once they or you are dead
 
This is something I've been thinking about a fair bit recently as I've had some aggresive behaviour towards me from dogs when I've been out running. Being pumped full of adrenalin I've reacted aggresively back towards them (by which I mean standing my ground and shouting them down, NOT striking them) and so far they've all backed down. One day however I may find one which doesn't and then I'll get my answer...

Zip said:
Although ive heard of a story about a bitbull that got shot in the head 7 times before it stopped=/
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Would a Michael Vick comment be considered in poor taste here?
 
Zip said:
Its on wikipedia link to a youtube video of them recording dog bites in pounds

A rotty gets the highest at 300pounds but it wasnt anywhere as determined to as the pit bull
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Pounds for measuring force? Have these people never heard of newtons. :p
 
I've actually fought a rottie once, my mates dog. He was in the country at the time though and i never met the dog before and opened his gate.. not expecting a big ol devil dog to rush me , the gate was behind me by then and i had no chance of openeing it and booking. It literally flew at me and i punched it in the face hard and then had to kick and kick and kick for about 30 seconds, then by that time me mate had come out and managed to get the dog calmed, my jeans were shreds and i had some cuts on my leg from the paws i reckon but nothing major. Lucky i guess.
 
Raikiri said:
Considering I have a grip of 140+ pounds 130 doesn't seem that impressive, and what does being able to get it off have to do with it being 'locked'?
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Your grip isnt concentrated on 20 sharp teeth though.


i think very few people could really fight off a trained "large" breed ("large" referring to the kennel clubs definition) You just wouldnt have time to pull off all these "moves" people are going on about!
 
Depends on the dog really. If it's a little poodle then either snap it's horrible little neck or grab it and repeatedly smack it against a hard object.

Now, if it's something slightly larger like my mates Akita then I'd just lay down, take whatever comes and hope I give him high cholesterol, terminal indigestion or he chokes on one of my bones.
 
Justintime said:
I've actually fought a rottie once, my mates dog. He was in the country at the time though and i never met the dog before and opened his gate.. not expecting a big ol devil dog to rush me , the gate was behind me by then and i had no chance of openeing it and booking. It literally flew at me and i punched it in the face hard and then had to kick and kick and kick for about 30 seconds, then by that time me mate had come out and managed to get the dog calmed, my jeans were shreds and i had some cuts on my leg from the paws i reckon but nothing major. Lucky i guess.
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OMG dude - lucky indeed :eek: I hope your mate was soon your ex-mate after an incident like that :mad:
 
LizardKing said:
i think very few people could really fight off a trained "large" breed ("large" referring to the kennel clubs definition) You just wouldnt have time to pull off all these "moves" people are going on about!
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To be fair, a normal human against a dog breed specifically bred for combat and then trained to attack humans is hardly a fair fight. Putting that same dog up against a SAS or Delta Force soldier who has been instructed on how to kill dogs with his bare hands would be a much more even match.
 
You can also grab their tongue and pull as hard as you can. Apparently that prevents them from biting down on you, but also means that you have to stick your hand near their mouth to grab it first. :eek:

What you do once you've managed to get a good grip and pull the tongue out is beyond me though!
 
scorza said:
OMG dude - lucky indeed :eek: I hope your mate was soon your ex-mate after an incident like that :mad:
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Heh, nah we're ok :) He totally forgot i never met the dog as i've never been to his girls place in the country. Access was'nt as easy i might've made out to be sorry, i had to enter a PIN to get into the gate (rich m8 lol).
 
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