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His & Hers Diary. Page 1. Saturday

HERS: He was quiet, subdued. Just not himself. Something was wrong. He hasn't kissed me all night. Not even looked in my direction. I think its another woman. I went to bed and cried. He followed me up later. I cuddled up to him and stroked his hair. He lay still. Eventually we made love and fell asleep in each others arms.

HIS: England lost again, ****** gutted. Got a ride though! ;)
 
A man was walking done the street and saw a surprising sign on a shop window:

Pork Pies £1
Handjobs £2

Wahay! Lucky day!

He entered the shop, to be cheerfully greeted by the shopkeeper, a very good-looking woman with lovely hands...

He asked her if she gave the handjobs. She smiled and replied that she did.

"Wash your hands! I want a pie."
 
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