Random fat chav
Well as title really. I was walking to a club with my two friend and these three chavvy girls came up to us and said "we'll give you 50 quid for your student ID's". Me being who i am said the ole, little britain "hang on......computer says noooooo" and me and my friends walked off laughin at my awesomeness (
)......then one of these fat chavvy girls responds by saying "hahaha ****'s say nooooLMFAOMFFOMAOFMMF!!11!$351213"
So i stop. Turn around and walk back to them and ask them to repeat what they say where i can hear them properly. They don't respond and instead start calling me racist (? i have no idea) and i turn around to find a fat chav guy who is with the girls (who i didn't see and is about 23yrs old) starting on my friend, who is just behind me. I turn around and i tell my friend to walk away and its not worth it, while this guy is shouting obscenities at us like there is no tomorrow. I tell my mates to walk off and walk with them off. This fat chav takes off his shirt and starts to become really aggressive, but we walk on...
However, out of the corner of my eye i see him sprinting for my mate. This fat chav hits my friend in the back of the head with full force. Without thinking, I full on launch myself at this guy and throw him to the ground to protect my friend ......he goes down, but he full on hits his head on a curb (like a petrol station curb where they have the pumps). He gets up and appears fine, but he backs off straight away, and the chavvy girls start coming up to me and hitting me etc.
What i am REALLY worried about is that he hit his head hard and gave him a concussion and may be injured due to this. I know its unlikely, but i actually like my life atm and don't know what i'd do if i found out i'd put some guy in hospital in a serious condition.
Violence is not my thing at all, but loyalty is. I didn't mean for him to hit his head at all, but merely prevent him from starting on my friend.
I dunno what to do. I don't want to seem like the pussy that reports every fight to the police, but didn't mean to harm this ******* idiot in anyway (as much as he deserved it).
Is it worth telling the police that we were started on, but this guy hit his head on the curb when i took him down, or just to let it slide. I'd feel like such an idiot telling the police about a fight.
Well as title really. I was walking to a club with my two friend and these three chavvy girls came up to us and said "we'll give you 50 quid for your student ID's". Me being who i am said the ole, little britain "hang on......computer says noooooo" and me and my friends walked off laughin at my awesomeness (
)......then one of these fat chavvy girls responds by saying "hahaha ****'s say nooooLMFAOMFFOMAOFMMF!!11!$351213"So i stop. Turn around and walk back to them and ask them to repeat what they say where i can hear them properly. They don't respond and instead start calling me racist (? i have no idea) and i turn around to find a fat chav guy who is with the girls (who i didn't see and is about 23yrs old) starting on my friend, who is just behind me. I turn around and i tell my friend to walk away and its not worth it, while this guy is shouting obscenities at us like there is no tomorrow. I tell my mates to walk off and walk with them off. This fat chav takes off his shirt and starts to become really aggressive, but we walk on...
However, out of the corner of my eye i see him sprinting for my mate. This fat chav hits my friend in the back of the head with full force. Without thinking, I full on launch myself at this guy and throw him to the ground to protect my friend ......he goes down, but he full on hits his head on a curb (like a petrol station curb where they have the pumps). He gets up and appears fine, but he backs off straight away, and the chavvy girls start coming up to me and hitting me etc.
What i am REALLY worried about is that he hit his head hard and gave him a concussion and may be injured due to this. I know its unlikely, but i actually like my life atm and don't know what i'd do if i found out i'd put some guy in hospital in a serious condition.
Violence is not my thing at all, but loyalty is. I didn't mean for him to hit his head at all, but merely prevent him from starting on my friend.
I dunno what to do. I don't want to seem like the pussy that reports every fight to the police, but didn't mean to harm this ******* idiot in anyway (as much as he deserved it).
Is it worth telling the police that we were started on, but this guy hit his head on the curb when i took him down, or just to let it slide. I'd feel like such an idiot telling the police about a fight.
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but i don't want to come across as some "domestic drivin' e-thug" but if this guy punches my friend in the back of the head full on, i'm going to throw him to the ground. I know he's a chav, and normally i'd be feelin fine about it, its just his head hit the curb bit quite hard. This guy instigated the fight, without doubt. It was actually in a petrol station right near the road and there are cameras there (obviously) and i can't afford to be reported to the police, if i want the career i have chosen.
