Quick answer needed re: boobs

[Ripper]

Girls seem to say boobs round here when talking about them normally

 

[semi-pro waster]

Slush puppies.

Slush puppies? Cold, icy and ultimately unsatisfying because the flavour disappears before the ice does? Doesn't sound quite right to me.

 

[PardonTheWait]

Slush puppies? Cold, icy and ultimately unsatisfying because the flavour disappears before the ice does? Doesn't sound quite right to me.

They make your turds go blue as well

 

[J1234]

Over shoulder boulders?

 

[sargatanas]

Ta Ta's .

Or Breasticles.

 

[pieman109]

Love jugs

 

[PardonTheWait]

Ta Ta's .

Or Breasticles.

Breasticles are defined in Roger's Profanisaurus (the definitive resource on swearing) as 'Wrinkling, saggy, pendulous breasts of the sort you'd expect Dot Cotton to have' (or something similar) so I'd steer clear of that one.

 

[Ben M]

Over shoulder boulders?

you just cut down over shoulder boulder holder.... and it didn't work

you lose this thread.

 

[dalin80]

(.Y.)

 

[Killa_ken]

****, Jugs.

 

[pieman109]

you just cut down over shoulder boulder holder.... and it didn't work

you lose this thread.

If an "over shoulder boulder holder" is a bra, then is an "under acker knacker stacker" a jockstrap?

 

[sargatanas]

Breasticles are defined in Roger's Profanisaurus (the definitive resource on swearing) as 'Wrinkling, saggy, pendulous breasts of the sort you'd expect Dot Cotton to have' (or something similar) so I'd steer clear of that one.

Heh it was actually a girl that called hers that when she was with me . I'll stick with Ta Ta's from now on.

 

[Chabsy]

Mammalian protuberance or Lils

 

[riddlermarc]

Depends on the relationship with the female etc..? I say boobs, jubs or jugs when talking to the wife (only 31) but I wouldn't use them if I was single talking to a prospective girl..?

 

[Ben M]

If an "over shoulder boulder holder" is a bra, then is an "under acker knacker stacker" a jockstrap?

erm if you really want it to be i guess so.

 

[Zefan]

You're texting a girl? That's so gay.

 

[Vonhelmet]

I await the follow up thread, when you make your way south and start "kicking" her other bits.

Never did figure out what to call that in a text...

 

[semi-pro waster]

I await the follow up thread, when you make your way south and start "kicking" her other bits.

Never did figure out what to call that in a text...

Prospective assault? Good grounds for a restraining order if you are threatening to kick her ladybits?

 

[jumpy]

Baps

or, my personal favourite, 'Devils Dumplings'.

 

[Tom0]

Mammaries.