Frontpage headlines you would love to see

[Slinwagh]

Right name the newspaper and the frontpage headline you would love to see.

NOTW.

Prince Phillip in "Gone Doggin'" expo.

 

[Glaucus]

Riots on Street after Gordon Brown Assassinated.
Shortly followed by
UKIP win landslide election.

 

[Dr House]

RIP Red Ken

 

[Tru]

Daily Express

DIANA IS ALIVE
AND LIVING IN A
CANOE IN PANAMA

 

[malfunkshun]

any paper

"Victoria Beckham shuts the **** up, eats big mac."

 

[SpicyDuck]

The Daily Mirror

"Hatton Knocks Out American Ponce"


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[Mooron455]

"Arnold Schwarzenegger found injecting steroids into his eye ducts"

 

[AtreuS]

" Tony blair arrested and charged with treason, murder and lots of other horible crimes against humanity"

 

[Cupra]

any paper

ocuk Cupra wins lottery

 

[Tom0]

"Teen arrested after happy slapping Anne Robinson"

 

[Mr Jones]

"Captain Planet Condemns Industry for Pollution, Asking Everyone To Go Green with Green Mullet"

 

[Felix Da Housecat]

News just in....

OcUK Spie in "spec me a pc" thread

 

[Slinwagh]

Church News Service

Sir Cliff: "I was a secret gigolo"

 

[malfunkshun]

News just in....

OcUK Spie in "spec me a pc" thread

I have a vague memory that says this might have happened......

 

[FrostedNipple]

"Teen arrested after happy slapping Anne Robinson"

LOL

"America nuked by accidental finger slip"

 

[Spinal2k2]

All papers

"Imigrants to the UK get shot in between the eyes, all other either No Swearing, not even badly disguised or they get the same, the PC brigade get flattened by steam rollers"

 

[sarutobi]

"Rookie wins record amount in world lottery history!"

 

[malfunkshun]

The Sport

"Jolie dumps Pitt, dates Anniston" with centre page pictorial

 

[Spie]

The Guardian

"10% Flat Tax Introduced on Day UK leaves EU"

That would be perfect.

 

[Greenlizard0]

Greenlizard0 has secret affair with <<insert pretty girl/model>>