School - Naughty moments you miss...

camels5 said:
My son (moredhel) and a friend of his once download porn pictures and was selling them around the school, I was called in and his teacher thought it was hilarious and said he would go far:eek:
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Weren't you worried? perhaps the teacher meant in the Porn industry!


Maybe.
 
Setting fire to a skip outside the art block which was one of those portacabins.

On sports day which was held on the gravel football pitch, filling loads of coke bottles with the gravel and throwing them at people at the other side. This escalated to the point where about 300 people were throwing these 2lb weight missiles everywhere. Pretty dangerous.

Skipping school one day by climbing over the security fence. I caught my trousers on the barb, slipped, sliced my hands and tore my trousers off whilst hanging 8ft above ground. Got angry and smeared blood over a teachers car then ran away.

Took my Honda CR80 into school one day and tore up the football pitch.

Launched a massive display rocket out of a bit of sewer pipe in the sports hall.

Took a crap on the floor of the toilets on my last day.

Brought my G10 air pistol in one day and put it to a first years head and robbed him on the way home. He thought it was a real gun.

Went in drunk one day and spewed a few times in an empty classroom. Never found out who discovered it.

Put an entire box of Dairylee cheese down a kids back. He sat festering for about an hour before being told to leave at which point he lost his temper and had a fit.

I wasn't involved in this one but some of my mates created a few bomb scares at school. They used to make up some dough at home, fill a lunchbox with it and sellotape a load of wires and batteries to it. They'd climb over the fence at night and dump it outside the front door of the school. We had a couple of days off due to that.

That's not the half of it. I only ever got caught once or twice too as I rarely worked alone, usually in groups. It wasn't big or it wasn't clever but it made us cool and it was a laugh. Coem to think of it, our school was quite rough.
 
I know its stupid but i and a few others would put safety pins on teachers and other pupils chairs. Was hilariously funny when we did it but i feel bad now. One supply teacher was off work for a month because of stress, i think we tipped her over the edge.

Josh
 
Last Day of term antics..

We had a bank leading down to the pitches, about 30 degree incline, 100 metres long.. one last day of term it read "SCHOOL FOR SALE - CRAP HEAD TEACHER INCLUDED"..

cue the groundskeepers out there with the acid spray trying to remove it..

but i didnt do it..
 
Scuzi said:
Setting fire to a skip outside the art block which was one of those portacabins.

On sports day which was held on the gravel football pitch, filling loads of coke bottles with the gravel and throwing them at people at the other side. This escalated to the point where about 300 people were throwing these 2lb weight missiles everywhere. Pretty dangerous.

Skipping school one day by climbing over the security fence. I caught my trousers on the barb, slipped, sliced my hands and tore my trousers off whilst hanging 8ft above ground. Got angry and smeared blood over a teachers car then ran away.

Took my Honda CR80 into school one day and tore up the football pitch.

Launched a massive display rocket out of a bit of sewer pipe in the sports hall.

Took a crap on the floor of the toilets on my last day.

Brought my G10 air pistol in one day and put it to a first years head and robbed him on the way home. He thought it was a real gun.

Went in drunk one day and spewed a few times in an empty classroom. Never found out who discovered it.

Put an entire box of Dairylee cheese down a kids back. He sat festering for about an hour before being told to leave at which point he lost his temper and had a fit.

I wasn't involved in this one but some of my mates created a few bomb scares at school. They used to make up some dough at home, fill a lunchbox with it and sellotape a load of wires and batteries to it. They'd climb over the fence at night and dump it outside the front door of the school. We had a couple of days off due to that.

That's not the half of it. I only ever got caught once or twice too as I rarely worked alone, usually in groups. It wasn't big or it wasn't clever but it made us cool and it was a laugh. Coem to think of it, our school was quite rough.
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And they let you near/control planes:eek:
 
Ahh school days, best was me and my mate who were sat at the front of the science lesson, this was the lesson where the teacher got that element that blows up violently in water (the name of it escapes me now), anyways he had huge block of it, and used a knife to slither abit off and but it in a huge bowel, the water exploded out of it........

THEN a knock on the door as another teacher wanted to talk to him outside the room, so there was the class with no teacher in, me and mate on front desk where the block of thingy bob was.........the entire block, the size of a pack of halls was, we looked at it, looked over at the wall where there was one of those old victorian sinks about 2 inches thick of porcilin type, FULL of water...........almost on instinct we grabbed the chemical and threw it in, BOOOOM, blew the sink clean to bits and took out half the wall.

HILARIOUS

We got in lots of trouble mind, but they never knew who it was, as the class all said they didnt see who it was and neither did we ;)
 
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School canteen with the missus on several occasions. After hours in the classrooms with another!
drove my eng lit teacher mental and she had a nerous breakdown.
smokin weed thinking i was hard at the time.
Shaking coke BOTTLES and soaking the ceiling tiles. The whole room was sticky the next day.
 
I got blamed for setting fire to the art dept. one evening whilst the school was closed. I got up went into school found out it had been set alight made my way back home to find my mum on the phone to the headmaster asking if i was involved in starting the fire. Fortunatly I was at home the previous evening otherwise I might have been blamed and charged as they still to this day don't know who it was!
 
Cant really remember what antics we got up to when I left but it always made me chuckle when back in the day in the canteen they used to have salt, pepper and vinegar shakers. Someone would unscrew the top so when they went to put some on their chips or whatever it all just emptied onto their dinner.
Good times!
 
Combat squirrel said:
Ahh school days, best was me and my mate who were sat at the front of the science lesson, this was the lesson where the teacher got that element that blows up violently in water (the name of it escapes me now), anyways he had huge block of it, and used a knife to slither abit off and but it in a huge bowel, the water exploded out of it........

THEN a knock on the door as another teacher wanted to talk to him outside the room, so there was the class with no teacher in, me and mate on front desk where the block of thingy bob was.........the entire block, the size of a pack of halls was, we looked at it, looked over at the wall where there was one of those old victorian sinks about 2 inches thick of porcilin type, FULL of water...........almost on instinct we grabbed the chemical and threw it in, BOOOOM, blew the sink clean to bits and took out half the wall.

HILARIOUS

We got in lots of trouble mind, but they never knew who it was, as the class all said they didnt see who it was and neither did we ;)
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Sodium, Lithium, Potassium, Caesium or Francium?

We never got to play with cool stuff in school :(

We saw a Sodium and Potassium demo, but that was it.
 
Scuzi said:
Brought my G10 air pistol in one day and put it to a first years head and robbed him on the way home. He thought it was a real gun.
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What a nasty piece of work you are :mad:
I hope you get held-up at gunpoint oneday! Perhaps then you might realise how serious and traumatic it can be for the victims!
 
In year 9 we got a kid in our class to pretend to have diarrhoea. He gave the supply teacher grief and then when she had a go at him be pretended to break down in tears and complained that he had the *****. Hilarious at the time :)

Scuzi said:
On sports day which was held on the gravel football pitch, filling loads of coke bottles with the gravel and throwing them at people at the other side. This escalated to the point where about 300 people were throwing these 2lb weight missiles everywhere. Pretty dangerous.
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Yeh sure, 300 :/ I've seen some lies in my time but thats up there with the best of them :)
 
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