Jordan falls down flight of stairs

Duke · 20 Dec 2007 at 21:32

Don't normally post this sort of thing, but this made me laugh.

Jordan is recovering in a hospital in Los Angeles after falling down a flight of stairs in the city.

The glamour model and TV personality has been in the States to have a breast reduction operation.

Looks like she needs to adjust her balance after the change

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a82068/jordan-in-la-hospital-after-falling-over.html

Cr0fty · 20 Dec 2007 at 21:33

Hah still getting used to the new knockers then.

Can't beleive that made the news though, honestly... :/

benjo plz. · 20 Dec 2007 at 21:34

Did she bounce? might be regretting the op

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The_blue · 20 Dec 2007 at 21:35

Bah! no pictures!

Tom0 · 20 Dec 2007 at 21:48

reduction =

Toryglen-boy · 20 Dec 2007 at 21:48

Breast Reduction !?!?!!?

bahhhh ..... thats just not on

:mad:

GarethDW · 20 Dec 2007 at 21:51

Didn't she have a kid with Stan Collymore? Knowing Stan's history of having his fists meet with women's faces, I wonder if she fell or was given a helping hand...?

Gilly · 20 Dec 2007 at 21:54

Glad she's getting a reduction. She was always nicer as Katie Price before the stupid big boobs.

GarethDW said:
Didn't she have a kid with Stan Collymore? Knowing Stan's history of having his fists meet with women's faces, I wonder if she fell or was given a helping hand...?

You think she's seeing him behind Peter Andre's back?

Where did that come from?

Haircut · 20 Dec 2007 at 21:54

I was really expecting this to be a joke thread when I clicked on it.

Toryglen-boy · 20 Dec 2007 at 21:54

GarethDW said:
Didn't she have a kid with Stan Collymore? Knowing Stan's history of having his fists meet with women's faces, I wonder if she fell or was given a helping hand...?

wasnt it Dwight Yorke?

:confused:

Glaucus · 20 Dec 2007 at 21:56

Just goes to show, it doesn't mater how many airbags you have in a crash

Gilly · 20 Dec 2007 at 21:56

Haircut said:
I was really expecting this to be a joke thread when I clicked on it.

Me too. Something to do with bouncing.

Toryglen-boy said:
wasnt it Dwight Yorke?

Yeah. He may be thinking of Ulrika-ka-ka-ka

GarethDW · 20 Dec 2007 at 21:56

Santa said:
Glad she's getting a reduction. She was always nicer as Katie Price before the stupid big boobs.

You think she's seeing him behind Peter Andre's back?

Where did that come from?

Bah, I dunno.... I don't follow "celebrity" stories. My idea of a celebrity is someone that has achieved something spectacular, not just some bint that flashed her unnaturally large chest to a tabloid newspaper.

GarethDW · 20 Dec 2007 at 21:57

Toryglen-boy said:
wasnt it Dwight Yorke?

Damn, there goes my theory then.

I've just sold the story to the Sun for £250K though... reckon they'll pick up on my mistake?

Gilly · 20 Dec 2007 at 21:57

GarethDW said:
Bah, I dunno.... I don't follow "celebrity" stories. My idea of a celebrity is someone that has achieved something spectacular, not just some bint that flashed her unnaturally large chest to a tabloid newspaper.

ce·leb·ri·ty (sə-lĕb'rĭ-tē) pronunciation
n., pl. -ties.

1. A famous person.
2. Renown; fame.

Everyone knows who Jordan is, ergo she is a celebrity

Cupra · 20 Dec 2007 at 21:58

GarethDW said:
Bah, I dunno.... I don't follow "celebrity" stories. My idea of a celebrity is someone that has achieved something spectacular, not just some bint that flashed her unnaturally large chest to a tabloid newspaper.

youre' surname isnt gates is it?

GarethDW · 20 Dec 2007 at 21:59

Cupra said:
youre' surname isnt gates is it?

Nope, why? Who is he?

ChoÞÞer · 20 Dec 2007 at 22:06

aww, was hoping for pictures

Gilly · 20 Dec 2007 at 22:07

Cupra said:
youre' surname isnt gates is it?

Azagoth · 20 Dec 2007 at 22:12

I'd have thought that the amount of hot air in her ugly head would have caused to her float back up! It's just a shame that she wasn't trying to get a close-up photo of Tigers in Guwahati zoo though!