Theft at work - RANT

Interesting one this, I think in the first case I would buy him another card reader.

If this does not resolve the issue then firstly go to your line manager.

If that didnet resolve it then phone the Police.

Otherwise, a good stern kick in the nuts is due, but dont administer this at work if you like your job :)
 
Interesting one this, I think in the first case I would buy him another card reader.

The fact is I have. He's being a ****** about the whole situation.

If this does not resolve the issue then firstly go to your line manager.

Which I now have.

If that didnet resolve it then phone the Police.

Which I will.

Otherwise, a good stern kick in the nuts is due, but dont administer this at work if you like your job :)

If only!
 
Well, I've just been in touch with the police for you. It seems they're a little too tied down to help.

Operator: Emergency Services, how may I help?
Me: Hi there, Phate off the forums has had his phone nicked. I need you to send some people round to where he works please.
Operator: Do you have the address of his workplace?
Me: Yep, it's on Fenchurch Street.
Operator: London?
Me: Yes.
Operator: Do you have the name of the building?
Me: Yes, it's the one where he works.
Operator: The name, sir?
Me: "Phate's Workplace."
Operator: Is this a genuine call sir?
Me: Hang on, he's posted something again.
Operator: Sir, are you on any medication?
Me: I had some Strepsils earlier, does that count?

...and then she hung up on me :(
 
It's a difficult one really, I don't see how either of you can come out of this looking good. Whatever the facts are, it's likely your manager will come to the conclusion that you are both as bad as each othe, but you might be okay as he's a mate.

The guy sounds like a right smacktard, you can sleep well at night knowing that his life is so pish that he lets himself get so worked up over a two quid card reader. Imagine how he manages a real crises. There is also always the hope that he'll pull this kind of stunt on someone are childish as himself. The resulting "slap fight" would be quite funny.
 
Well, I've just been in touch with the police for you. It seems they're a little too tied down to help.

Operator: Emergency Services, how may I help?
Me: Hi there, Phate off the forums has had his phone nicked. I need you to send some people round to where he works please.
Operator: Do you have the address of his workplace?
Me: Yep, it's on Fenchurch Street.
Operator: London?
Me: Yes.
Operator: Do you have the name of the building?
Me: Yes, it's the one where he works.
Operator: The name, sir?
Me: "Phate's Workplace."
Operator: Is this a genuine call sir?
Me: Hang on, he's posted something again.
Operator: Sir, are you on any medication?
Me: I had some Strepsils earlier, does that count?

...and then she hung up on me :(

ROFL!!!!
 
Well, I've just been in touch with the police for you. It seems they're a little too tied down to help.

Operator: Emergency Services, how may I help?
Me: Hi there, Phate off the forums has had his phone nicked. I need you to send some people round to where he works please.
Operator: Do you have the address of his workplace?
Me: Yep, it's on Fenchurch Street.
Operator: London?
Me: Yes.
Operator: Do you have the name of the building?
Me: Yes, it's the one where he works.
Operator: The name, sir?
Me: "Phate's Workplace."
Operator: Is this a genuine call sir?
Me: Hang on, he's posted something again.
Operator: Sir, are you on any medication?
Me: I had some Strepsils earlier, does that count?

...and then she hung up on me :(

ROFL :D

This thread is awesome
 
Well, I've just been in touch with the police for you. It seems they're a little too tied down to help.

Operator: Emergency Services, how may I help?
Me: Hi there, Phate off the forums has had his phone nicked. I need you to send some people round to where he works please.
Operator: Do you have the address of his workplace?
Me: Yep, it's on Fenchurch Street.
Operator: London?
Me: Yes.
Operator: Do you have the name of the building?
Me: Yes, it's the one where he works.
Operator: The name, sir?
Me: "Phate's Workplace."
Operator: Is this a genuine call sir?
Me: Hang on, he's posted something again.
Operator: Sir, are you on any medication?
Me: I had some Strepsils earlier, does that count?

...and then she hung up on me :(

:D

Strepsils are hallucinogens don't you know :p
 
He'd have ~30secs to give it back to cover the situation where he was just kidding and then it would be formal complaint to his Manager. If it still wasn't back with me within say 30mins then there would be a complaint in with HR.

That way if it was still not returned I can say I've exhausted the options available to me at work and hence the only recourse is to get the Police involved.
 
Well, I've just been in touch with the police for you. It seems they're a little too tied down to help.

Operator: Emergency Services, how may I help?
Me: Hi there, Phate off the forums has had his phone nicked. I need you to send some people round to where he works please.
Operator: Do you have the address of his workplace?
Me: Yep, it's on Fenchurch Street.
Operator: London?
Me: Yes.
Operator: Do you have the name of the building?
Me: Yes, it's the one where he works.
Operator: The name, sir?
Me: "Phate's Workplace."
Operator: Is this a genuine call sir?
Me: Hang on, he's posted something again.
Operator: Sir, are you on any medication?
Me: I had some Strepsils earlier, does that count?

...and then she hung up on me :(

hahah
 
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tbh.
 
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