advice needed on asking a girl out

You @ till - are you out over the weekend?

Her - Yes Im going to <somewhere>

You - Cool, I normally drink round there its pretty good.

Her - yeah its not too bad but gets a bit crowded sometimes

You - I know this might sound a bit forward but do you fancy going out for a drink one night this week?

Done!
 
say 'theres something missing from this receipt', she will ask what and you say 'your number'. If she likes you, she will laugh and write it down on the back, if she doesnt then she'll just say she has a boyfriend and you say okay have a good day and thats it - make sure you say it light heartedly and jokingly.

I'd laugh if she was just like "no actually my checkout I.D no. is clearly printed at the bottom of the receipt, any other queries please speak to customer services."
 
I'd laugh if she was just like "no actually my checkout I.D no. is clearly printed at the bottom of the receipt, any other queries please speak to customer services."

*make sure you ask for phone number and not just number to avoid awkward reply mentioned above*
 
TELL her she's going to go for a drink with you.

"You're going out with me tomorrow night beeyatch or ovary pain will be forthcoming."

Mention five finger death punch somewhere in the above.

I don't know if this is any help.
 
"Hey, I've saw you before a few times. I think you look quite nice" eye contact and smile.
 
"Hey, I've saw you before a few times. I think you look quite nice" eye contact and smile.

"Hi i've been watching you recently with my LUMEX POWERSCOPE 2700 PRO and I think you look pretty good in the shower, fancy a drink sometime?"
 
just don't do what i did the other night, get to know each other a little, become friends then get hammer and turn into a prat resulting in girl not talking to you :(

Mention five finger death punch somewhere in the above.

HAHA! large lols from me over that:D:D
 
People are over-complicating this.

Just stroll up, confidently. Pause, raise your eyebrow slightly...

"How you doin'?"

Congratulations, she is now yours.
 
Obviously steal something and then beat up the security guard when he confronts you, at this point deficating on his horizontal body is optional but advisable.
 
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