I know I shouldn't laugh...

Dear Daily Mail,

I was disgusted to see a tiny brown man in this morning's paper and - if I hadn't laughed so hard at how outlandish, non-English and non middle class he was - I would almost certainly have written a strongly worded letter to my local MP.

Send them back, no matter how little they are! That little brown man can lift weights a sixth of his body weight - imagine what a fully grown one could do to this beautiful country we all call Kent ... I mean England.

And I bet he's on benefits too. They're all the same, these foreigners with their normal-sized heads but oddly tiny bodies. Plotting, you see, plotting to overrun our country. You see if I'm wrong!

Yours disgustedly,

Mr & Mrs Middle England.


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