Will that delay dinner?

No dear ive ordered take away
It's amazing the amount of people that can't work it out! You get some odd looks when you say your girlfriend is 7!

Slacker, my wench would get the slipper for that.
I thought Knip was a bloke thats in the middle of doing up an MR2?![]()


Will you marry me?
Apparently if you're proposed to and turn her down, you have to pay literally a material fine - has to be a peice of clothing of the ladies choice![]()
Apparently if you're proposed to and turn her down, you have to pay literally a material fine - has to be a peice of clothing of the ladies choice![]()