Oh btw on the "I live here and its lush and there are no chavs" - bit of a contradiction as 'lush' is the language of chavs. Guess other people say 'I live here, its nice - only one chav'![]()
HAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU'RE A FUNNY MAN!!!!!! LOOK! HE MADE A JOKE!!

I've never met a single charver (not 'chav') who uses the word 'lush'.
However, almost everyone I've ever known from the east midlands uses it. Including my girlfriend (a posh just-outside-Nottingham girl), which is why it has entered my vocabulary.
But nice try. Really. You should be very proud of yourself.
Really must dash though; I've got to pick up my trackie bottoms from the laundrette then me and my mates are going to hang around the bus stop heckling pensioners and drinking 20/20.
*n