A man goes into a cafe, looks at the menu, and says to the waitress, "I'd like a quickie." The waitress gives him a dirty look and asks what he'd like for lunch. "I want a quickie," the man repeats.
The waitress slaps him in the face and orders him to leave. As he's leaving another diner says to him, "I think it's pronounced quiche."
The waitress slaps him in the face and orders him to leave. As he's leaving another diner says to him, "I think it's pronounced quiche."
