BREAKING NEWS ALERT! Antarctica gone down to the pub

im half right (well not half) but a large chunk of it has falled into the sea.(so BBC24 has just said) Scientists are saying as a result of climate change and its happening much faster than they predicted.

They look worried dude.

is it too late to start on my homemade underground bunker?
 
Oh noes, wut bout *** north atlantic current? The day after tomorrow is true!

And it's raining tomorrow, we're going to flood. PANIC! TIME TO FLY TO AFRICA!
 
"I didn't expect to see things happen this quickly. The ice shelf is hanging by a thread - we'll know in the next few days or weeks what its fate will be."
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Translation...

If it it gets worse we predict end of the world, if it gets better we predict end of the world ever so slightly later...
 
Just so long as it doesn't float by here with a pack of angry polar bears on, I don't mind.

Still, if it does and there are some bears aboard, they'll probably be offered citizenship and be forced into acceptance by society.
 
danza said:
Still, if it does and there are some bears aboard, they'll probably be offered citizenship and be forced into acceptance by society.
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"Look, it's a different culture where they come from... just learn to get along."

"But he just ate my dog!"


Something like that?
 
omgz just wait for the red parliament to start taxing something else ridiculous. Maybe they'll ban having motoring magazines on display in shops too.
 
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