The biggest ass whopping you ever received?

Although Im not one for racing particularly, I was out with a girl many moons ago and a fiesta 1.25 pulls up filed with stereotypical chavs, one leans out of the window and say (I quote)

"You're gonna get smoked bruv"

I wound my window up and gave a :rolleyes:

By the time he had caught up, I was able to pull into the pub carpark, get out and wait for him to steam past, tappets on full crashchatter.
 
I came a poor 4th in my old MR2 Turbo when I came across 2 Porsche 928's and a gnarly looking Supra TT all at the same time. The 928's were travelling as a pair, the Supra and me were solo, just coincidence we came across each other. T'was a right hoon though :D
 
I travel to birmingham quite a bit. on the A46 my foots to the floor as usual :p not going anywhere fast but im in the fast lane going past cars. I then over take this 106 with lexus lights and 4 big guys in it, it was completely full. As i overtook him he pulled out and overtook me as though i wasnt even moving.

Bit of a daft thing to do but he slowed down to probably 30/40 mph in the fast lane up ahead waiting for me to catch as im just cruising along in the slow lane. Soon as i pass him he flys straight past me again! It wasnt even a GTI either :o This is in my fiesta 1.1 by the way :p
 
L1J's golf sailed past me when we had a bit of a drag race from about 50mph going to the pub after an RR day - well we got up to about 90 with me keeping up but after that I was breathing in unburnt petrol :D Simon was in on the action once I think but again the Golf just owned us.
 
Freefaller said:
L1J's golf sailed past me when we had a bit of a drag race from about 50mph going to the pub after an RR day - well we got up to about 90 with me keeping up but after that I was breathing in unburnt petrol :D Simon was in on the action once I think but again the Golf just owned us.
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That was great...we all pulled onto the motorway then the powerful cars sped off...and mine screamed and just about caught up...I think I overtook Confused a couple times. :D

Got my ass whopped by most of you lot though...was fun. :D

InvG
 
my other half used to run about in a 2l 16v nova with rotten arches and mismatched paint, covered in silly little girly bits and 14 inch rims :)

twas fun to see the look on peoples faces when the get pwned by a lass,

even more fun now she's running about in the LCR
 
agw_01 said:
I used to suck at launching the 420, it would either bog down or I'd sit there spinning.

One occasion that comes to mind is when I pulled upto the lights, white Fiesta 1.3 in the lane next to me. Some girl in the driving seat, wearing big hoop earings and listening to some happening dance tunez on her wikkud stereo!

I think to myself, "aha, I'm going to totally omgzpwnz her" and I prepare, bite point at the ready.

Lights go green and I bog down... she'd also been getting ready to launch because she takes off. I regain momentum, and then once on boost, rip past her thinking "I am so leet" ;)
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You should have ghost rode the whip.
 
coming out of work once on to the main road, you can get upto about 100 easily im there doing 80or so an out of no where a supra comes over takes me and just disapears very very very fast it had a small square plate with the bottom BYE on it ......was just one of those moments where you think god damn thats fast
 
InvaderGIR said:
That was great...we all pulled onto the motorway then the powerful cars sped off...and mine screamed and just about caught up...I think I overtook Confused a couple times. :D

Got my ass whopped by most of you lot though...was fun. :D

InvG
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Yeah and that 1.6T corsa with the missing Fuel Cap, mental.
 
I was limping home in my Fez after it had been rear ended and at the lights next to me pulled up an Ariel Atom with two guys wearing helmets. I shouted to them if they wanted to swap but I don't thiink they heard me :( as the lights went green and they shot through and around the other traffic. :cool:
 
I'll have another one.

Local 3 lane hill. Going up the crawler lane I spot a silver Merc behind me. Couldn't really plant it as had my daughter in the back.

Shot past me and its number plate was AMG55SL - pretty much summed it up :)
 
I once tried to race this thug on his push bike. The nutter mounted the curb and everything. I tried dropping a cog but he had 6 gears opposed to my 5. Damnit.
 
Impreza STI left me for dead on a straight when I had the accord type-r. I had 4 people in the car which didn't help!
Bar that I've not really had my ass handed too me, I don't tend to race other people too much. Theres far too much to lose getting cought street racing. Driving like a utter on your own however is just called speeding :)
 
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