Best job in the world?

[fonzee]

I imagine jeremy clarksons job is pretty good, thrashing the **** out of brand new supercars

indeed.

topgear presenter. hard to beat.

as long as your on tv and people recognise you, then you can have all the sex you desire, as chicks dig fame so beats anything pornography related anyway.

 

[Azza]

Painter. Contracted to paint White cliffs of Dover.

 

[MikeHunt79]

Just leafing through a photography magazine and suddenly thought, wouldn't being an erotic photographer be the best job? It would make retouching a bit more interesting than removing dust from skies.

Even retouching naked ladies can get boring... Been there, done that.

 

[Yeggstry]

Best Job in the world: Lilt Man

 

[Zefan]

Best Job in the world: Lilt Man

LOL.

So obviously an RAF pilot.

 

[PiKe]

Best Job in the world: Lilt Man

Hahaha. Awsome.

 

[Yeggstry]

LOL.

So obviously an RAF pilot.

The lilt man has doesn't have to worry about being shot out of the sky, crashing or having his vertebrae crushed by an ejector seat....

 

[Frapple]

Pirate.

As is a pirate pirate, not a software pirate.

 

[MikeHunt79]

Pirate.

As is a pirate pirate, not a software pirate.

Pirate pirates are still around now, but my careers adviser didn't tell me how to become one.

 

[Banzai_Joe]

My longest shift at work was 21 hours, and it involved retouching images of pretty poly models wearing see-through underwear. A post-it note on one image read "remove pubic mound" I had to remove the bushy bits from this lady as you could see them through her underwear.
Spending approx. 10 hours cloning out the excess on some woman's hairy moggie thats filling up a 24" screen, really isn't as enjoyable as one might think!
The remaing 11 hours was retouching images for FemDom, a female domination magazine.....and i can tell you, that wasn't pretty either!!!

 

[Baz]

My longest shift at work was 21 hours, and it involved retouching images of pretty poly models wearing see-through underwear. A post-it note on one image read "remove pubic mound" I had to remove the bushy bits from this lady as you could see them through her underwear.
Spending approx. 10 hours cloning out the excess on some woman's hairy moggie thats filling up a 24" screen, really isn't as enjoyable as one might think!
The remaing 11 hours was retouching images for FemDom, a female domination magazine.....and i can tell you, that wasn't pretty either!!!

I wouldn't say no to it

 

[Cosimo]

My longest shift at work was 21 hours, and it involved retouching images of pretty poly models wearing see-through underwear. A post-it note on one image read "remove pubic mound" I had to remove the bushy bits from this lady as you could see them through her underwear.
Spending approx. 10 hours cloning out the excess on some woman's hairy moggie thats filling up a 24" screen, really isn't as enjoyable as one might think!
The remaing 11 hours was retouching images for FemDom, a female domination magazine.....and i can tell you, that wasn't pretty either!!!

For a second I thought you said ’touching’.

 

[The $6m Dan]

Professional drinking buddy

 

[Shikkaka]

Astronaut

 

[Mp4]

Page 3 photographer

or

Win the lottery and not work! even better

 

[Bes]

RED ARROW PILOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111one

 

[Parsley]

Presenting Top Gear tbh.

 

[Akira]

Penski's psychotherapist. Lifetime's work there.

oops - forgot the

 

[Hxc]

Presenting top gear. Looks like waaaay too much fun

 

[Hamish]

F1 driver tbh!