Well, aren't you the stud?
Not at all. Happily in a long term relationship rapidly approaching it's sixth anniversary.
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Well, aren't you the stud?
The European Equal Treatment Directive which the regulations will enforce says that women at work should not be "subjected to any conduct related to their sex which violates their dignity or creates an intimidating, hostile, degrading, humiliating or offensive environment".
Don't lie, even your mum never never smiled back at you.
Do you also wink and give her the one-gun salute?![]()
I feel compelled to right a letter to "Women and Equalities Minister" Harriet Harman calling her a 'gert lezza' or 'typical woman'...
I can't quite perfect the phrase which would annoy her most...![]()

this is just stupid"Women and Equalities Minister"....
Where is the Man Minister...? !
Shocking. Everyone gets called love up here.
Everyone write to that stuck up cow and address her as love
Anyway, shouldn't it be a man in charge of Women and Equalities? Surely a woman is going to be biased and illogical for at least 1 week in 4.
OMG ITS RACIST!!!!!
Wink, tongue-click and a double-finger-click-into-guns-with-thumbs-up.
****ing SMOOOOOOOTH!
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Niiiiice 
Wink, tongue-click and a double-finger-click-into-guns-with-thumbs-up.
****ing SMOOOOOOOTH!
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And then the piece-de-resistance.
When you've got about half a pint left, stand up, down it, put your coat on all in one movement, wink at her and say 'Right...hometime'