London teen orders "cab, innit"

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A 19-year-old Saaarf London girl has been advised to use the Queen's English on the phone after her hunt for a cab to whisk her to Bristol airport ended less than satisfactorily.

According to the Daily Mail, the unnamed teen rang directory enquiries two weeks ago and initially requested a number for a "Joe Baxi" firm.

The nonplussed operator told her she couldn't find anyone by that name, to which the lass replied: “It ain’t a person, it’s a cab, innit.”

The enlightened operator duly put her through to Bishop’s Stortford-based retail display supplier Displaysense, where she "spoke to an equally bemused saleswoman" before thundering: “Look love, how hard is it? All I want is your cheapest cab, innit. I need it for 10am. How much is it?”

The answer was £180, and with the deal done by credit card, Displaysense obliged by delivering a display cabinet to her door the next morning.

Cue second phone chat with Displaysense. The company's marketing manager, Steve Whittle, recounted: "We thought it was a joke at first but the girl was absolutely livid. Because she spoke in 'Ali G' style slang, her order was mixed up somewhat.

She was absolutely baffled as to why she had a big glass display cabinet delivered outside her house, when all she wanted was a taxi to take her on holiday".

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The lack of english language in todays youth is frankly scary, to think that someone could cmmunicate without using any known language on earth is allmost as baffling as telepothy.
 
Read this in the metro - was wondering if they'd just picked it out of a joke chain email cause they didn't name anyone or anything ;)
 
She never found the 180 pounds for a taxi a bit suspicious? :p

I'd expect it to be higher, considering that she's going from London to Bristol. But looking at the way she talks, one receives the impression that she wouldn't have the mental wherewithal to realise...

Cretinous scum. Not even worth the cost of the bullet.
 
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