luck or just badluck

rubin1961 · 2 May 2008 at 08:55

iv allways thought that if a bird craps on your head its good luck.
yesterday i was installing a aerial i was on the roof tightening the aerial up and i felt a bird landing on it.
as i looked up this bloody big wood pigeon droped its load in my face and flew off.
i came down the ladders after removing most of the load and what a load it was and asked the chap if i could use his bathroom to wash my face.
yeh no probs mate whats that on your face,well when i told him what happend he fell on the floor laughing he could not even breath.
i was in the bathroom washing my face and i eard the chap shouting to his wife,jill a bird has just craped on the aerial man.
came out of the bathroom and both were in stiches crying and the chap said dont forget to do the lottery.
i dont do the lottery but i think i will this time to see if its true.

James07 · 2 May 2008 at 08:56

LOL!! Thats cheered me up a little. Bad day so far but that made me laugh.

MookJong · 2 May 2008 at 09:01

Unfortunately it's just a combination of excretion and location.

rubin1961 · 2 May 2008 at 09:04

i didnt think that they could drop so much in one go but this thing did

SoapSurgeon · 2 May 2008 at 10:14

How does a bird dumping on your face effect the lottery result? Surely that means there would be a higher proportion of lottery winners that stink of ****??

Van Hellseek · 2 May 2008 at 10:15

Green-Peace · 2 May 2008 at 10:47

wordy · 2 May 2008 at 10:50

Only one way to find out, and it'll only cost you a couple of quid

V-Spec · 2 May 2008 at 10:54

A pigeon once unloaded on my friend (lol) in the bus station when we were at college, he asked the girl stood next to him in the bus station for a tissue, they got talking... got her number... etc... engaged... happily ever after etc..

Definitley made me wonder!

rubin1961 · 2 May 2008 at 10:58

fingers crossed.
3,7,11,26,33,42

Anewbe4u · 2 May 2008 at 11:00

Ha, thanks for making me laugh

Father Ted · 2 May 2008 at 11:21

That happened to me once on the way to a job interview, I was about eighteen at the time, had my one and only suit on. About ten minutes to interview time just about to walk into the building and a bird craps on my head and down my shoulder. Dashed into the loos and cleaned it up as best I could. Surprisingly enough I didn't get the job, so, not very lucky for me on that particular occasion.

AGD · 2 May 2008 at 11:28

We were on holiday hiking once and a bird did this on my dad - he said "oh **** that's worse than two weeks unwashed *****!" (hint - 2nd one begins with m). My dad never normally swears and I was quite young so it was hilarious.

I've never heard the lucky thing, guess it's to make people feel better afterwards.

rubin1961 · 2 May 2008 at 11:39

that bird that droped its load on me must have had a very large meal the day before and i think it was from a indian garden cos it was hot.

Father Ted · 2 May 2008 at 11:42

rubin1961 said:
that bird that droped its load on me must have had a very large meal the day before and i think it was from a indian garden cos it was hot.

Too much detail ...

bledd · 2 May 2008 at 13:03

my mate from school got crappy on by about 20 seagulls, he was totally covered, funniest thing i've ever seen, he was standing between me & another mate about 1 foot away from us both, we were spotless but he looked like he'd been in a paint accident

funniest part was we were visiting another school, so he really stuck out, i wish camera phones existed back then

Vonhelmet · 2 May 2008 at 13:13

Apparently in Italy they believe it's good luck. It's kinda of a karmic thing, the idea being that something bad has happened, so you must be due something good.

Arjun806 · 2 May 2008 at 13:19

Lol thread is hilarious

Once I was walking with a couple of mates in school, we hear a splatter sound and one of my mates turns around saying "is there anything on my face?!" Turns out there was 3 splatters of crap on his face

khimbar · 2 May 2008 at 13:39

rubin1961 said:
fingers crossed.
3,7,11,26,33,42

We should all play those now so if you do win, you get a smaller amount.

Thereby disproving the theory.

Wiggins · 2 May 2008 at 13:40

Quality

My female friend got a load on her face from a Pigeon while we were in a beer garden.

She was so embarresed, she asked me and my friend to get her some tissue from the toilets.

We said no and made her wait there for 10 mins with a splodge on her face until I finally got up from laughing and got her some.