Male HairStraighners....

I don't see what the big deal is, pushing two hot plates against your hair to look better OW GOD HOW GAY not. I think it's even gayer all of you guys working out stupid amount of effort taking god knows what substances to get big muscles so you can masturbate to yourselves in the mirror, you are real men right?

Do many of you guys leave the house and go on a night out, it's preety normal for a lad to use straighteners now and most girls worth having prefer a better looking guy to not embarrass them whilst with them.
 
penski said:
Manly beard tbh....About 7" long and adjacent to a pair of mighty chops.

*n
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I met my beard idol last week in Birmingham... incredible stuff.

I don't use hair straighteners as I am a man and therefore have short hair (the only men who should have long hair are Italian footballers and Conan barbarian types) but Kate likes her GHD's, although she says they get less effective as time goes on.
 
Vegeta said:
Do many of you guys leave the house and go on a night out, it's pretty normal for a lad to use straighteners now and most girls worth having prefer a better looking guy to not embarrass them whilst with them.
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Real men don't go out for "A" night they go on Benders that last for days.

Nothing Embarrasses a woman more than finding out her partner is Gay.

The single one time it would be ok to use Hair straighteners is as a Torture device, Heat Burn Heat Burn you get the picture.
 
Vegeta said:
Do many of you guys leave the house and go on a night out, it's preety normal for a lad to use straighteners now and most girls worth having prefer a better looking guy to not embarrass them whilst with them.
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I have to point out here that a better looking guy does NOT equal someone that looks like they've spent about as long as their girlfriend getting ready.

My bf gets ready in about 5-10 minutes and he does not embarass me. If he started straightening his hair he would...
 
What world do you guys live in World of Warcraft? Loads of men straighten and you probably don't even know it, man your friends cousin brothers and fathers probably all straighten, goddamn it the trend is spreading and you will be taken over!!
 
I generally just wash it the night before, dry it then sleep on it. I do have a pair of straightners though, dont use them very much but they're still there. My gf gave me them :D
 
One of my friends uses guy straighteners, no idea what make and he has short’ish messy hair like myself and I never really could understand the point. Surely some decent wax or something does the job just as well, its not even like his hair is curly.
 
Vegeta said:
What world do you guys live in World of Warcraft? Loads of men straighten and you probably don't even know it, man your friends cousin brothers and fathers probably all straighten, goddamn it the trend is spreading and you will be taken over!!
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I live in the World of Hinckley not Warcraft & we frown on new age men, Well that's not quite true we don't Frown on them we **** on them :p
You are not allowed in our town if you wear any type of gay products & we don't allow the shops to stock them either.
Pink shirts, Man bags & hair straighteners are Banned & we have a seperate Police squad for enforcing a Strict Real man policy.
Be Warned nancy boys it's Not normal here & if you think it's normal then i am afraid you are kidding yourselfs & will be having man sex before the years out, FACT.
 
OH MY GOD, i use straighners i must be gay i better tell my girlfreind, i think im comming out. Run along and go shave with gun oil.
 
Hayley-K said:
why do blokes want to straighten their hair?

stick up their fridge without product or what?

honestly want to know :)
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If you had curly hair you would understand, a mate uses them lol.

I would like to but I can't be bothered/don't care enough thinking about growing it anyway, Kirk Hammet styley here I come.
 
kai said:
OH MY GOD, i use straighners i must be gay i better tell my girlfreind, i think im comming out. Run along and go shave with gun oil.
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Gun oil is for wimps, I shave with a piece of Flint i found in the yard.
 
Vegeta said:
I don't see what the big deal is, pushing two hot plates against your hair to look better OW GOD HOW GAY not. I think it's even gayer all of you guys working out stupid amount of effort taking god knows what substances to get big muscles so you can masturbate to yourselves in the mirror, you are real men right?

Do many of you guys leave the house and go on a night out, it's preety normal for a lad to use straighteners now and most girls worth having prefer a better looking guy to not embarrass them whilst with them.
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He's one of them! RUNNNNN
 
I straighten my fringe and i am proud. The said fringe goes down to the top of my lip and happily covers an eye. My hair is very short at the back and i use £8 hairspray and £8 hairspray wax. ;)
 
i just use my gf's fhi hair straighteners when my hair gets a bit longer, just makes it easier to spike up and control with wax
 
kai said:
I love the neanderthal approach, i suppose you wash your face with gun oil in the morning "Oh what a true man you are" women must love you.
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actually, now that you mention it, the Oily Rag i use to clean my Gun and Cylinderblock looks remarkably similar to the one i use when shavi... *goes off to look*

Yep, they're the same rag.
 
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